Apa Dah Jadi?

Hi guise,

Sorry for.. *piung.. kerusi terpelanting*

Guise..Sorry.. *piung meja terpelanting*

Guise.. * Piung Piung Piung.. Laptop, tablet dan bantal melayang..*

OK!!Knock it off!!
I'm so sorry for not keeping my promise. A lot had happened.. Seriously..

Macam yang aku dah bagitau, my family was here for the Chinese New Year. They stayed at my home. We had a blast spending quality time as a family. And we went to Air Terjun Gabai..

So what happened was..

True story..

Mujur la gigi tak patah. Bibir je pecah. Still.. I lost a fraction of my memory. Which explain why I didn't post anything this week..

Ok, aku tipu..

Ada kes lain..Aku tak hilang ingatan..

So.. Sambung balik kisah hujung minggu. On Monday, my family was getting ready to go back. I was feeling sad but still manageable. Suddenly my dad got a call. By the tone of his voice I could sense a disturbing news. Atuk sedara meninggal. He was very close to us. So I made a decision to go back to Terengganu. It was a good decision but very-very-very tiring. Isnin balik ke Terengganu, Selasa gerak balik ke Damansara. I was exhausted and was in a comatose state for the whole week. Which explain why I didn't post anything this week..

Ok, aku tipu..Aku tak koma..
Aku tak hilang ingatan..
I was just restless..






Teehee..

True Story

Adieu

P/S: Kei is missing for several days now. I'm getting worried

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

It doesn't grow on tree

Hi guise

Yep.. My biggest problem today.. I got no idea what so ever.. My brain is having a fart orgy.. Can't seem to get it work on something meaningful.. So I came out with this shitty sketch..Any idea guise? I hate to lose my post streak.. 

Kei is not much of a help either..he's dying somewhere..

Why won't ideas grow on trees? Why? Why?

On the side note,

Kuroshitsuji akan ada live action. Did you hear? SUPERB!!! Hiro Mizushima lak tu yang akan jadi Sebastian Michaelis.. Ok, otaku-spazzing from out off nowhere..

I still think that it's a super-duper-great news though..

Adieu

p/s: My family is coming to visit me at my new home. So I can't really promise an update.. I hope I will update something.. I would hate to stop doing this on daily basis..

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

Pemberitahuan yang Awkward

Yes, umpan ayam KFG mengena..Huhahahahaha!!!

 Hello people of blogsphere..Aku lah Kei.. Inilah masanya untuk aku beri penjelasan..

Sebab aku agak sedih baru-baru ni.. Ye.. aku agak sedih..

Maaf.. Gangguan sebentar..Umpan tak sangkut lama..

 I hate Kei.. He is such an idiot.. But really people.. Don't hate him. He's just a character..

" Oh ko takut orang benci aku ke?" Mata Kei berkaca.. Terharu barangkali. Tak sempat apa-apa, tendangan singgah lagi kat telinga kiri dia..


Kepada yang terlepas kronologi Kei boleh rujuk list di bawah:

Ep 1: Aku Rasa Dah Sampai Masanya
Ep 2:What is The Fact?
Ep 3: Fickle Heart
Ep 4: Who Are You?
Ep 5: I Want to Know You
Ep 6: Skeptikal
Ep 7: What's Right, What's Wrong?
Ep 8: Why Are You Here?

Atau boleh jugak tekan kepala katun kat atas nun untuk maklumat.. ehehehe..

Adieu

p/s: Aku syak Kei cedera parah dan mungkin terpaksa dimasukkan ke wad. Aku miskin. Tolong tekan iklan kat bawah tu ye. Anggap la amal jariah aku nak hantar Kei masuk hospital. Tolong ye.. Cepat sikit.. Nazak dah aku tengok Kei ni.

p/p/s: Really though.. I would appreciate your click. And 'you', yes you are ..

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

The thing about being over protective

I am a jealous type. I get jealous very easily. I am a bit protective. What's mine is mine, no sharing. You want to be mine, you might have to forget everything about your social life with any other girls. Especially the younger, exuberant juniors and those best friends who are eager to be a part of everything in your life. I won't tolerate that. I never have, I never will. I might as well let you go rather than to be mad at you for hanging out with such people.

I am self centered, I am vain.

I love to win..

I am clingy..

So before you think you could handle me, give yourself a minute to really make up your mind on coming into my life. I don't take U-turn.

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'Jom keluar'

Aku pandang skrin handphone.. Nak keluar ke tak?

" Sape tu? " Kei jenguk dari belakang..

" Ada la..."

" Baru kenal?"

Rimas..

"Baru kenal ke?"

"Haah"

" Lelaki ke?"

"Hmmm.. Yeee"

" Dia suka kau ke?"

 Aku jeling Kei.. Eeiiiihh... banyak tanya..

" Mungkin.. I guess so.."

Kei amik handphone kat tangan.. Delete semua message dari beliau.

" Dah.. Takyah dah pikir. Kan senang"

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I am Kei.. And she is mine. Back off..

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Haaaaihh.. Kan best kalau ada orang yang tegas cakap camtu pasal aku.. Oh ye...Bila aku rimas nak buat keputusan, kadang-kadang aku ambik jalan mudah and ignore it altogether.

Adieu..

p/s: Gila la tunggang langgang drawing fes tu.. Apasal dada senget sebelah? Hilang nafsu jap

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely.. .]

Nightmare

Hi guise,

Ni perihal mimpi ngeri tadi malam.

Taknak salahkan kaki tak berbasuh sebab yakin dah basuh sebelum tido. Mungkinkah sebab aku tensen? Tiap-tiap hari pun aku tensen. Apa-apa pun.. fragments of last night bad dream that I can still recall.. (Puih.. Jadahnya)

Aku duduk kat satu anjung yang mengadap ke tasik (my favorite thing.. but that's not the issue). Keadaan huru hara. Kat tengah tasik tu ada sorang pompuan tengah bawak bot pejuang, Duk menggila langgar tentera laut yang terapung-apung kat air. Darah memercik dah macam filem jos dan piranha. So gore.. Sape yang berani nak lawan dia libas je ngan bilah bot dia sampai berkecai.

Ada budak sebelah aku, takut sampai takleh gerak, cepat-cepat aku tarik dia, peluk. Tiba-tiba perempuan gila tu pandang aku dengan muka tak puas hati. Dia acukan senapang/pistol (I can't recall that detail) straight kat aku. Aku peluk budak tu lagi kuat. Aku dapat dengar budak tu berdoa mintak ampunkan dosa mak ayah dia. Aku dalam keadaan takut yang teramat tu pun ikut berdoa. Sad to say, I think that's the most sincere prayer I've ever made. Just when I thought I might lose my life, I pray so hard. I was trembling and crying.

I look up at the crazy lady with the gun. She was smirking at me, as if mocking me for praying at the tip of her gun. She went away..

I got up on my feet, and the kid disappear. Sedar-sedar aku duk kat tandas. Ada dalam tiga lelaki duk tendang-tendang satu pintu tandas yang berkunci. Ni tandas perempuan (walaupun rupa macam nak roboh). Ada perempuan dalam tandas berkunci tu, aku rasa dia tengah nangis sebab takut. Aku jerkah kat mamat tu. Diorang buat dek. Sorang duk pegang something like a dagger. Aku pun kutip cermin pecah/pisau yang lagi besar (like I said, I can't recall the exact details). Diorang tak puas hati bila aku ugut nak tikam diorang kalau diorang tak blah. Last-last depa blah sambil bagi amaran bagi aku takut. Blah je mamat-mamat tu, perempuan dalam tandas terkunci tu keluar, terus peluk aku, cakap terima kasih. Lepas tu aku takut sangat.. Pastu aku tersedar tiba-tiba..

Siyes.. Berpeluh-peluh aku bila terjaga tu. Istighfar banyak-banyak. Sangat. Menakutkan.
Mimpi hantu pun tak takut cani sebab dalam mimpi tu macam tak terbendung dah kejahatan manusia. Macam kita dah takda daya upaya dah nak lindungi diri sendiri dengan orang sekeliling kita. Tahla, tu yang aku rasa la.

Korang mimpi dahsyat tak?

Basuhlah kaki sebelum tido.

Adieu

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely.. ]

Sedikit Hangin

Hi guise..
Selamat petang Sabtu..
Aku baru bangkit tido terus lukis komik..

Dulu ada seorang individu tersangat suka kacau aku yang baru nak lelap. Asal nak lelap je confirm time tu la dia nak berborak bagai. Mata dah kuyu tapi telinga ni duk dengar je dia membebel. Having such a short temper, aku selalu buat muka. Nak marah tak boleh. Beliau lebih berusia.

Makanya tadi aku baru balik dari kerja, lepas satu hari berbahang panas dekat Site sana.. Dah landing elok atas tilam empuk, handphone duk bergegar-gegar mintak jawab. Aku reject, call lagi.. Tapi aku ngantuk sangat so aku buat tak layan.

Yang bestnya masuk lam mimpi phone duk berdering, orang duk membebel. Aku tido dalam tekanan. Tekanan!!

Hangen je rasa satu badan..

Bangun-bangun tengok ada 5 miss call kat nombor personal. Hihh.. Sape la ni duk pakai private number bagai.. Menambah amarah!

Adieu

On a separate note: Along call, esok birthday anak buah.. Tapi badan tak larat nak menggagah ke Puchong.. Aaaa.. esok la pegi.. Semoga aku gigih esok..

Kei cepuk kepala aku. " Dah tulis adieu tu stop-stop la taip entry"

Aku cepuk balik dia.. " Ko nak kena head lock lagi sekali ke?"

Muka Kei berubah sambil duk usap leher berbirat..

OK..

Adieu.. Adieu

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely.. .]

Dalam tak Sengaja

Hai guise..

This is not a rambling edition. I'm just so stressed out about work lately. I lose my motivation to do work. Like completely lose it. Macam malas gila nak pikir pasal kerja. Tapi malas jugak pikir kalau tak bekerja. I can't blame anyone else on this. It's entirely my fault. I keep making one mistake after another. Siyes aku tensen. Kadang-kadang senyum terpaksa je depan bos.

I need a goal to make myself more hardworking. Something bigger than money.. Something greater than position.. I don't know..

Haih..
I will keep doing things I don't usually do. Selalu tak perasan termalukan diri sendiri.. Dan terberi sebab untuk bos marah aku. Tapi bos tak marah pun. Cuma aku yang jadi marah ngan diri ssendiri sebab buat silly mistake. I'm not supposed to do such mistake.

Haiih..

Mula la ke laut otak aku..

Yup.. This happened a lot lately..lupa nak bukak stokin.. Lupa nak bukak lipatan seluar. I end up looking like buruh binaan. Apa-apa jelah..

Esok kerja lagi.. Oh my god.. Please send me some strength.. I just don't have it anymore..

K campak towel.. "Mandi la.. Bau macam kerbau dah.. Macam mana ko nak ada pakwe ni?"

Jeling penuh makna.. Sial..

Adieu

Kalau suka, komen. Kalau tak suka, komen gak..Kalau taknak komen, nah! tekan benda alah kat bawah ni..Penat adik aku ejas kasik muncul.. . <<<< This little portion down here will be removed since it's not applicable anymore. Sobs..

Grand Prize for Ohime-Sama

People of the blogsphere.. I present you..

Hime-Sama No Puresento

FYI, Hime-chama.. If you want to adjust any part of the header, please feel free to do so. Since I'm posting this on my blog, I just don't want any irresponsible blogger to steal it from you. You may erase the yellow 'stamp' on your header.. I really don't mind..

And this is a comic dedicated to you and your lovely family. Sorry for any missing detail.

Thank you for participating!!

Osu!

Kalau suka, komen. Kalau tak suka, komen gak..Kalau taknak komen, nah! tekan benda alah kat bawah ni..Penat adik aku ejas kasik muncul.. .