Doodle : Geng Kentut Berasap

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Hi Guise,

Kalau aku boleh kategorikan aku dalam arena seni lukis (ecewah) mungkin aku akan cakap aku ni illustrator. Komiker mungkin tapi aku tak yakin nak pakai tag nama comic artist ni sebab personally aku tak sampai level tu lagi. Doodler? Doodle in a sense is just a random sketch you do absentmindedly. Tapi secara technicalnya doodle dalam cabang seni lukis ni ada specific style. Kalau ikutkan, aku bukan seorang doodler. Technically speaking la. So bila aku buat keputusan nak join pertandingan doodle antabax ni, memang aku cukup was-was dan tak berharap lebih.

Tema pertandingan ni "Cergas Bersama antabax" so aku lukis budak-budak main hujan tanpa risau dalam botol kaca berlabel "antabax". Makhluk yang kat tepi-tepi tu, termasuk geng kentut berasap kat penjuru bawah kanan tu adalah bakteria jahat yang menunggu masa untuk menyerang. Yang tu yang aku plan la. Kalau tak sampai message tu sorry la. Saya budak baru belajar. Baru nak berjinak-jinak ngan doodle.

Anyway, aku dah pun submit ke antabax penyertaan aku ni. Nanti bila diorang dah upload ke album penyertaan ni, aku mintak korang jenguk-jenguk la. Aku akan share link kat post note dan jugak kat FB page. Kalau korang rasa aku layak menang, ketik like kat penyertaan aku kat page antabax. Kalau korang nampak doodle lain yg korang rasa layak menang, like la doodle diorang. Show some support. Kalah menang tu adat. Tapi kalau ada orang hargai hasil kerja kita tu yang paling menggembirakan. Bagi aku la.

So kepada yang nak join pertandingan ni, boleh la ke page antabax dan follow terma dan syarat pertandingan. Pertandingan tamat pada 30 September 2016 so sempat lagi nak join. Terima kasih kepada Dayang Deno yang mewar-warkan adanya pertandingan tersebut. Best of luck, kawan-kawan.

Adieu

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Rated R : Curse Words

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Hi guise..

Today's a no comic edition. I'm stuck at work, waiting for the traffic to pass so I think what better way to kill time than to start rambling about my workplace. Again, NO COMIC! Feel free to leave before you disappoint yourself hoping for a new comic.

Anyway..
Let's get back to my original topic. Cursing!

Ok, I curse a lot. I practically curse like a sailor. Not that I'm proud of it but cursing is something I'm pretty good at? I don't curse that much on Facebook because i think it's too public there. I represent myself as Nur Hidayah on Facebook so I definitely hate to tarnish such a beautiful name by teaching cuss word to the naive audience. But I enjoy cursing on twitter just because people are less serious there. Plus, cursing on twitter is more or less a right of passage. I use slang too. 

It doesn't help that I'm working with some of the most foul mouthed people I've ever met. They speak profanities. You don't understand. They speak turd! They have buttholes as mouths. Yes, people in construction swears a lot. Seriously. The work FUCK is used commonly, even during formal meetings. And people sometimes take it as a joke. I'm probably immune to that word by now. Basically curse word in English is nothing new.

But cursing in Chinese is an uncharted territory for me. Especially when those words sound differently in mandarin, cantonese, hokkien and hakka. It's so diverse, I can't keep up. When I heard those words the first time, I didn't expect it to be curse words so I just repeated the word whenever I like. Sometimes I got that funny looks from my brothers (read it as my seniors) for using profanities like a gospel. I didn't know! I didn't care to find out. But from time to time they share the literal meanings of the words i use so lightly.

Sohai = Stupid cunt
Cipet/Cibai = vagina
lanjiou/lancau = penis
diu/tiao = fuck
hamsap = pervert
diu la sing = fuck that bastard

Banyak lagi perkataan lain yang aku selalu dengar tapi takleh recall dan tak tau maksud dia. Cuma aku nak pesan ni. Jangan guna phrases ni sesuka hati. Tu je. Tu je nak cakap.

Macam mana nak tutup entry ni? FUCK

Adieu



Bonus:
Curse words in Korean -

Shibal noma - Motherfucker
jiral - going crazy/bullshit? (idk it sounds more offensive in korean than it is in english)
gae se ki - Son of a dog/bitch (you do know that bitch is female dog, right?)

You know what, I'm not gonna do this. The curse words sound weak when translated to english. 'Crazy person' is hardly offensive, come on. Step up your game, oppa-deul!

p/s: I'm not saying that cursing is cool. Do not curse.. Unless if it's with your closest friends and they know you don't mean any harm
p/p/s: "Hey, you kiss you mom with that mouth?"
p/p/p/s: Calm down. I'm an adult. FFS i'm almost 30. I'm allowed to curse. It's a social norm. My head is full of garbage anyway. Why am I explaining myself to you?
P/p/p/s: Fuck you

"I'm Sorry"

InB4 "OMG pakai tudung tapi mulut macam longkang".. If I roll my eyes one more time, they're gonna get stuck to the back of my head. Just so you know.

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Tag: Superpower

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Hi guise,

Bersempena kebanjiran movie superhero lately ni, jom discuss pasal superpower. Aku banyak kali dah berangan nak ada super power ni. Yelah, macam-macam boleh setel dengan senang kalau ada certain super power. Dulu aku pernah terfikir nak ada superpower yang boleh seru duit. Tapi bila pikir-pikir tak perlu jadi superhero pun boleh ada kuasa tu. Jadi bomoh tarik duit pun boleh seru duit. Seru duit orang bodoh yang mudah tertipu ngan janji palsu bomoh kelentong hahaha.

Anyway, kuasa seru duit tolak tepi.Pastu aku ada rasa nak ada kuasa boleh bertukar rupa jadi siapa-siapa je yang aku nak. Akulah perempuan paling hot kalau boleh tukar rupa camtu je. Tapi, kalau boleh tukar rupa, bukan rupa aku dah la. Bukan muka anak Ayah Chik Aleng ngan Mokcik Lah dah la. Eh takleh jadi. Taknak kuasa tukar rupa.

Last-last aku settle down dengan kuasa teleportasi. Alah, macam dalam cerita 'Jumper' tu. Yang boleh gerak ke mana-mana dalam sekelip mata. Aku taknak kuasa lari laju sebab still kena lari dan aku tak suka lari biarlah laju mengalahkan Quicksilver pun. Kalau ada kuasa teleportasi, takyah aku duk KL ni. Duk kat umah umi abah kat Ganu je. Setiap pagi nak pegi kerja kelip-kelip mata je. Hahaha. Rasanya tak jalan dah aku kalau boleh teleport sesuka hati. Bayangkan pulak kalau nak pindah rumah, aku just sentuh je barang apa aku nak bawak dan barang tu akan teleport sekali ngan aku. Uhuhuhuhu.. nice! Bercuti kat luar negara takyah cakap la. Jangankan Paris, Seoul, kalau nak makan ABC aku teleport je sampai puncak Everest, scoop ais parut fresh. Hahaha.

Kalau korang boleh pilih kuasa korang, apa yang akan korang pilih? Super strength? Super brain? Magic? Telekenesis? Jawab soalan ni kat blog masing-masing pastu tinggalkan link kat komen. Nanti aku jenguk.

Sebagai permulaan, aku buat tag wajib kena jawab kalau tak kena denda dua puluh sen. Aujinz, Ankel Jonni, cEro, Plain83, Zygha, Yus, Beng Osmang dan Faye, mohon menyahut. Tak sahut kena bayar dua puluh sen,

Yang lain tu bukan aku tak tag tau. Kalau semua pun aku tag, korang nak tag sape. LOL. Jangan lupa tinggal link kat komen bawah sana. Curious nak tau korang punya super power. Manalah tau kot-kot boleh tubuhkan Avengers ke Justice League ke League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ke (yang last tu mesti tak ramai yang tau).

Sebelum aku blah, jemput baca komik merapu~~! Pyyong!



Sesi daydreaming featuring Kei-san

Adieu

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p/s: Kalau aku boleh bagi superpower kat semua nyamuk atas muka bumi ni, aku dah bagi kuasa sedut lemak kat badigol tu semua. Dah la gigit gatal, silap haribulan kena sakit denggi la, chikunguya la. Cuba sedut lemak ada jugak pekdah.
p/p/s: Kei punya superpower yang paling sesuai adalah invisibility. Come to think about it, dia memang ghaib pun. Ahahaha


Day,


Part time normal, most of the time comic enthusiast. Almost always borderline crazy. Still experimenting with comic blogging. An engineer with a vision to not be taken seriously. Everything you read on this blog doesn't represent my gender, religion or profession as a whole. Other name you might associate with me are Deaday, DayGoon, JaeminGoon and *cough* Mona *cough*