Air Mata Jantan

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Hi guise..

Hari ni 26 December 2013, aku julung kali menompahkan air mata jantan aku kat ofis..

Sebenarnya aku cuti 26 Dec dan 27 Dec which makes my end year holiday spanning from 25 Dec- 29 Dec.. Tu yang aku rancang la. Tapi apa la nasib diriku yang malang ni. Terpaksa gak masuk ofis eventhough family semua dah kat sini, siap siaga nak spend time together, termasuk si Onie adik aku yang baru je dipos balik dari India.

Aku masuk awal pagi tadi. Dengan harapan nak cepat-cepat siapkan kerja (Nak compile summary bearing). Tah macam mana aku lupa pulak PC aku dah jahanam. Payah gila la nak buat kerja. Drawing semua duk dalam tu. Email lagi. Aku cuba bertabah, aku pinjam laptop senior aku. Terpaksa la buat dari scratch. Cari balik semua drawing dari sistem yang hidup segan mati tak mau. Sangat sedih OK. 

Aku cuba get through everything dengan muka tabah. Tapi makin lama makin sakit kepala, makin tensen. Nak-nak bila dah half way through dapat email dari rakan sekerja yang urge aku cepat-cepat submit report. Tak lama tu manager aku pulak jenguk, tanya dengan suara tegas "Hidayah, lambat lagi ke nak siap tu?"

Aku tak tau sebab apa. Mungkin ke sebab aku tengah pokai, perasaan tak menentu sebab tekanan takleh beli Copic banyak-banyak. Ataupun sebab aku pompuan yang sensitif. Mungkin tak bagi anggapan kedua tu. Yang paling best, budak IT call aku "Cik Hidayah, mintak maaf la.. Data Cik takleh back up ni. Kena format terus". Nak pengsan je rasa bila dengar budak tu bagitau. Habislah semua drawing & document yang dari awal aku kerja kat sini aku kumpul sikit-sikit. Some of them is impossible to retrieve. Arghh..

Dalam tak sedar, dah berair dah mata time tu. Rasa macam tak adilnya semua ni. Kenapa aku kena datang keje di hari cuti untuk buat kerja orang. Lagi best bila orang yang sepatutnya buat kerja ni langsung taknak angkat call. Macam lahabau!!! Nasiblah esok aku dah clarify awal-awal dengan boss yang aku cuti, so please jangan buat aku terpaksa datang kerja. To be honest, aku tak salahkan manager aku. Aku lagi geram kat boss besar yang suka hati pass kerja last minit sampai gelabah nak buat. Arghh.. tensen aku.

Apa-apa pun, semua dah setel. Aku dah balik umah pun.. Balik umah, masuk bilik (rumah kosong, family keluar). aku pandang pen-pen Copic yang baru aku beli semalam. Pokai-pokai pun gatal lagi duk beli pen. Tabahla Day.. Bukak drawing pad, lukis ikut suka hati. Dah puas main marker, bukak PC, lukis ngan tablet lak. Mood tak elok camni memang dosage melukis kena lebih sikit.\

Haaaa..

Tu jela..

Aku dah OK..

Adieu


P/s: Ehem..
Pilihan Copic Ciao di Art Friend The Curve

Yang membuat hati gembira


Rambut dengan scraf dah jadi. Overcoat macam kena libas ngan parang

Kaler tak harmoni. Tunggu gaji aku cari kaler yang lagi best. Puhahahaha!!

Mata asyik tutup je sebab payah nak menjadi. Menjadi pelik ada la..


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Weekends for Loner

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Hi guise..

While my friends are getting married and making kids, I am, as usual, burdened with this thirst for art. I want to try something new.. Nak try sangat coloring. Aku sebenarnya siyeslah sangat tak tau pape pasal cat-mengecat ni. So aku try search kat internet, looking for list of things that I need to have to start this new endeavor. I tried asking around for types of pen and where to get them (KL area la preferably).

Few days back I sent a PM to one of Malaysian Comic Blogger who I considered as a mentor. Aku silap bagi emoticon kucing, which is never supposed to happen. It was embarrassing. Aku takut gak dia tersilap paham plak kan? Mana la tau kot-kot dia ingat "Minah mana tiba-tiba emoticon bagai ni?". Thankfully, my sifu tak gelabah makyong so he let it pass and answered my question in a cool manner . Ecewah.. Ko nampak tu? Ko tau ko sape, sifu.. HAHAHAHAH -saje je mention ni sebab nak address my apology for sending inappropriate personal message. Trust me, I'm not a weird person.. T,T

To cut the story short, I went for an art supply shopping with my friend Yus. Kitorang pegi kat Art Shop area Taman Melawati. Awesome! Aku suka sangat pegi tempat cani. Huhuhuhu.. Sangat la gatal tangan nak beli semua pen. Sayangnya dah akhir bulan dan aku agak pokai bulan ni.. (Almaklumlah ramai yang kawen bulan ni. Ada kaitan? Macam la aku sponsor walimatulurus depa. HAHAHAHAHA)

So, antara hasil buruan barangan seni.. (ejewah seni):-


1) ZIG Clean Color II (No.9 Grey) : RM7.90 (ni aku beli dekat Art Friend The Curve)
2) ZIG Kurecolor Waterbase Ink (838) : RM 6.00 (Art Shop Taman Melawati)
3) ZIG Kurecolor Alcoholbased Dyestuff Ink (740 Pale Blush): RM10.50 (Art Shop Taman Melawati)
4) ZIG Kurecolor Waterbase Ink (W10) : RM 6.00 (Art Shop Taman Melawati)
5) Kunst (15 Geranium) : RM 4.20 (Art Shop Taman Melawati)
(Harga sebagai rujukan sahaja)

Aku nak cari sekali bleedproof paper yang sesuai untuk marker coloring tapi susah gila nak jumpa. Mungkin aku try beli online pasni. Tapi tadi aku ada gak beli kertas yang have the same properties like the bleedproof paper. Licin, senang nak blend color. But as you can see, I still need to work on my strokes. Jangan malas!

Aku sebenarnya cari Copic Marker sebab ramai reviewer cakap Copic lagi senang nak blending. Yang lain pun ok cuma nampak berbelak. But that also depends on skill which I have to improve. Tapi kepada sifu-sifu kat luar sana yang tau mana nak dapat Art Supply macam Copic marker, bleedproof paper, tolong la share ye.

Jadinya lepas beli barang-barang kejadah ni, aku ngan Yus lepak kat kedai kopi mahal, sambil duk try out markers. Lazat sekali perasaan itu. Aku serius nak belajar lagi.

Before anyone has the urge to ask " Hey Day, tak rasa membazir ke beli benda-benda mahal macam tu? Ko bukan buat benda ni untuk cari makan ke apa..". Personally aku rasa, bila dah penat keje kalau benda yang aku minat gila (harge bawah RM50 plak tu) aku takleh beli, aku rasa rugi sangat. Keje bukan main tapi akhir bulan nak belanja untuk diri-sendiri pun takleh ke? Ye dak? Lagi pulak, bagi aku benda ni tak rugi sebab one day when I've given up on doing this, I will give all my stationery (dengan graphic tablet sekali) to my sister who, like me, has immense interest in art. (Art lagi. Hahahah)

Versi Adik Nabil (She's 12)

Versi kakaknya (I'm 24)

Sebelum aku tutup tirai, mohle aku mengeshare gambo aku tengah perasan main marker kaler..

Trimas Cik Yus yang berjaya snap gambo ini.. yep, hidung aku mancung kan dari angle ni? Huehuehue

Jadi itu la yang aku buat untuk weekend kali ni. Di akhir kata, aku memohon ampun kepada Puan Azah yang kawen hari ni. Sorry beb, Aku takleh turun JB sebab kena standby di KL in case anything happen at the construction site. Selamat Pengantin baru Puan Ajah..

Makanya, itulah kesah hujung minggu seorang loner..

Adieu
  

(Meanwhile at home)

Ni topeng kamen rider ni apasal masuk sekali lam mesen baju ni? Eih la Anak Dara..

p/s: Segan aku ada orang nampak aku jemur anak-anak kat belakang umah. Puas sorok dah, nampak gak.. Eish.. Jangan duk ngendap sangat belakang rumah orang buleh dak?

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Picture Boys We Want So Badly

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Hey.. Hey.. Can you hear me screaming your name in my mind?
Hey.. Look at me now..
You're just beside me but I can't stop missing you. I just have to keep telling myself that you are here so that I won't go crazy over missing you so much..

Mode: Listening to Panic at The Disco "All The Boys"..
Picture girls we want so badly
Isn't she a dream come true?
Closer now...
And closer still...
Then it's closer to her
Til she knows you're there


p/s: Jangan salahkan penulis yang kadang-kadang ada hormon nak jiwang karat
p/p/s: Truthfully.. I miss you, damn it!

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The Big Bad Mood

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Hi guise,

Alkisahnya malam tadi.

(tolong ignore lukisan kete yang macam rupa pemadam doposen tu ye)

Kawan aku Pinud dengan Jue ada datang melawat. Boleh ke kata melawat? Jue keje sini gak kot. Ok, ignore the technicality. Lepas keje, aku ajak la Pinud keluar. Kononnya nak pergi makan kat OU la ngan Jue. Sekali jam macam haram depan OU so kitorang buat keputusan makan dekat The Curve je. Baik punya sabar aku redah jam. Sampai la kat OU.

Kitorang gerak pegi Waroeng Penyet. Aku order grill chicken. Lupa nak specify bahagian mana. Mamat tu hantar bahagian dada.. Omai, aku dah start badmood. Kepada yang dah lama follow blog ni mesti tau yang aku tak suka makan part dada. Memang banyak kali tercekik ayam la time makan. Almaklumlah makan tak ikhlas. Tapi perut dah lapar so aku telankan aje. Bukan salah dada ayam tu dilahirkan sebagai dada ayam. Takpe, akak paham dik dada ayam. Sapu air mata sambil suap isi ayam yang kering tu.

Perut dah kenyang, dah sendat kitorang pun berkisar-kisarlah nak pegi Big Bad Wolf dekat The Mines. Huh, dari Damansara nak ke The Mines. Jenuh jugak tu. Nak-nak bawak kete yang tak biasa bawak ni. FYI, malam tadi sempat lenjan kete baru dak Pinud. Ford Focus Titanium (sedan).. (sila masukkan lagu keraian di situ.. yeaahaa)

Tiga-tiga ketul manusia dalam kete tu semua haram tak tau jalan. terpaksa la bergantung kat encik GPS yang tah jalan mana dia hantar kitorang. Terlepas U-turn la.. Silap masuk lorong la. Yang paling takleh blah tersilap masuk parking persendirian. Aku cakap kat pakgad tu, bang, saya sila masuk lorong. Nak U-turn jap. Ingat setel la. Sekali nak keluar kena RM1.30. Whoi nak u-turn je wey.. Babi apa ni.. Oopss pardon my french.

Dah berada di jalan yang benar, sangkut pulak jam nak masuk The Mines. Lama gak la bersabar. Tiba-tiba datang idea nak bukak sun visor. Almaklumlah, Preve aku takde sun visor kejadah ni. Nak bajet omputih la kejap kononnya. Elok bukak sun visor menerpalah bau yang sangat familiar. Duhai, cane tak perasan ada lori durian kat sebelah. Kelamkabut Mak Lijah tutup sun visor.

Last-last kitorang give up nak pegi Big Bad Wolf. Minyak pun blink-blink dah time tu. Cuak jugak aku. Citenya, time balik pun sempat makan langsat. Nasib tak cicah jem je. Bikin panas..

Big Bad Wolf tadak, Big Bad Mood ada..

Adieu


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Dah Normal ke belum ni?

Friday, December 13, 2013

Hi guise..

Rasanya dah cukup la ni aku merajuk tak post pape kat blog kan?

Ekceli.. Aku bukan merajuk.. Aku sebenarnya dalam misi mencari identiti diri. Ada kecelaruan identiti jap. Sampai mental block la kejap orang kata.  Ecewah tudia.. Sorry got nothing to post these past 2 months. Bukan takde apa-apa yang menarik.. Aku cuma stop jap blogging sebab aku stop internet kat rumah. Don't ask me why, I just have to..

Ringkasan mimpi jadi nyata yang berjaya ditunaikan sepanjang dua bulan ni.. (apasalah skill menulis aku macam dah malap-malap nak mati ni?)




1) Berjaya menyelesaikan puzzle ultraman.. Siap frame dengan majesticnya..

Sebelum tu.. Mari kita semak gambar menarik bersama encik otomen..

Aku dan otomen yang obese

Kegigihan mencantum 500pcs otomen jigsaw puzzle

Ye aku tahu.. AKu sangat terharu dengan pencapaian ini. For the record, gambar konvo pun aku tak frame. Tah kejadah la aku duk frame gambar pakcik-pakcik otomen ni. Nangis terharu jap.. Pakcik otomen.. I love you guise...






2) Berjaya ke majlis dinner sebagai Harryati Potter..

Sebelum buat keputusan nak pakai baju harry potter, aku ada terpikir nak pakai Darth Vader takpun storm trooper. Tapi geng-geng pompuan aku buat muka pelik cam, erk, seriously Day? Please don't..

Time fitting hari tu..

Aku sangat hepi.. Whheeeee!!!

Lastly masa dinner aku end up playing safe, pakai baju Harry potter lah..Aku suka costume ni sebab tak ketat. Nice-nice je.

V for Vendetta pun ada la malam tu.. buuhuhuhu.. chomel sangat

With one of the kindest boss.. Yeke? Bolehlah bajet omputih jap amik gamba ngan mat salleh.. Pihihihi.. Kawan aku as Rapunzel. Kreatif idea lilit shawl. Me likey..

So to cut thing short.. Aku sebenarnya.. Ntahlah.. Ntahlah lah lah.. Enjoy ke? Mungkin gak. Rasa nak start berblog balik.. Tarik nafas panjang.. Jangan down Day. Jangan buang Vespa Buruk.. Tarik nafas panjang.. Jom start berblogging balik..

Heeee... Tungguuuuuu~~


Adieu love..

p/s: I'll start drawing digitally next time..


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Yeah It's nothing.. Really

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Hi guise...

So.. Do you know that... umm..

It's my birthday..
It's nothing much really.. Like truly..
Tapi..
Gosh.. Dah 24 tahun dah omo aku ni. Tahun depan dah boleh celebrate Jubli Perak dah aku ni (kalau umur panjanglah).

Aku tak pernah excited pun pasal birthday ni sebenarnya sebab tak pernah celebrate pun.. Bila aku tengok lam movie orang duk beria-ria celeb, macam, what's the point?

Tapi.. apa-apa pun, dah alang-alang sambut hari tua ni.. Aku ucapkan selamat tak sambut birthday cam aku.. Esok call free, aku nak call sape pun tak tau la.. heiiiiii....


Adieu

P/s: Kenapa aku punya comic background jadi gelap? Confirm tertekan tukar kaler background.
p/p/s: Tak.. Aku penat je sebenarnya.. Bukannya kesah sangat pasal birthday..
p/p/p/s: Aku nak post benda alah ni pukul doblas, tapi terer betul siap awal. Aku nak tido dah. Good night!

HAHAHAHA


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A special kind of fairy tales [2]

Sunday, September 22, 2013

... Continued from previous entry

Kei duduk sebelah aku, bukak buku " The Grimm Brothers: Fairy tales" chapter "The Juniper Tree"

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man with his beautiful wife and she was beautiful and good. The wife prayed day and night for a beautiful child but still they did not get one.. One day in winter, the wife stood under the juniper tree, peeling herself an apple and as she was peeling the apple, she cut her fingers. Three drops of blood fell onto the snow and she said "Ah, if only I have a child red as blood and white as snow". It made her so happy as if it was really going to happen. Nine months later, she gave birth to a son, as white as snow and as red as blood. As she saw her son, she was so happy that she died.

The rich man was sad. He buried her under the juniper tree as she had always wanted. Months passed by, the rich made marry his new wife and was sad no more.

With his new wife, he had a beautiful daughter named Anne Mary. Anne Mary loved her brother so much but her mother despised her brother, fearing that all the inheritance would be his when the rich man died. It made her bitter and she would pushed him around, pinch him whenever her husband was not around.

Once the woman had gone upstairs and her little daughter came up too and said,

"Mother, can I have an apple?"

"Yes, my child," said the woman and gave her a beautiful apple out of the chest. Now this chest had a great heavy lid with a sharp iron lock.

"Mother," said the little daughter, "couldn't brother have one too?"

This upset the woman, but she said, "He can have one when he gets back from school." And as she looked out the window she saw him coming and it was as the devil got into her and she reached out and snatched the apple out of her daughter's hand and said, "You can't have one till your brother comes," and threw the apple back into the chest and closed the lid.

And then the little boy came in the door and the evil one made her speak kindly to him and she said, "My son, would you like an apple?" and looked at him full of hatred.

"Mother," said the little boy, "how strange and wild you look! Please give me an apple." And it was as if she must still draw him on and she said, "Come with me," and lifted up the lid. "You can pick your own apple."

And as the little boy leaned in, the evil one spoke in her hear. Crunch! she slammed the lid shut so that the head flew off and rolled among the red apples. And now terror overwhelmed her and she thought, "How can I get myself out of this?" and so she went up to her room, to her wardrobe, and out of the top drawer she took a white cloth and set the head back on the neck and tied the scarf around it in such a way that you couldn't see anything and set him on a chair in front of the door and put the apple in his hand.

"Mother," said Ann Marie, "brother is sitting in front of the door. He looks so white and has an apple in his hand. I asked him to give me the apple but he wouldn't answer me, and it made my flesh creep!"

"Go back out," said her mother, "and if he won't answer you, you box his ears for him."

And so Ann Marie went out and said, "Brother, give me your apple," but he said nothing and so she boxed his ears, and his head fell off and she was horror-stricken and began to cry and to scream and ran to her mother and said, "Oh, Mother, I've hit my brother and knocked his head off," and cried and cried and could not stop.

"Ann Marie," said the mother, "what have you done! But you just keep quiet and nobody will know. After all, it can't be helped now; we will stew him in a sour broth." And so the mother took the little boy and hacked him in pieces and put the pieces in a pot and stewed him in the sour broth.

When the father came home he sat down to supper and said, "And where is my son?" And so the mother brought a big dish of black stew. "Oh," said the mother, "he's gone on a trip. He went to his mother's great-uncle and wants to stay there for a while."

"What's he going to do there? And never even say goodbye to me!"

"Oh," he wanted so much to go, he asked me if he could stay six weeks; they'll take good care of him there."

"Ah," said the man, "why am I feeling so sad? It doesn't seem right, somehow. He might at least have come and said goodbye to me!"

"Ah, wife, what good food this is! Give me some more." And the more he ate the more he wanted, and said, "Give me more. You can't have any of it; it's as if all of this were for me." And he ate and ate, and threw the bones under the table, and finished it all up.

But Ann Marie went to her chest of drawers and took her best silk scarf out of the bottom drawer and fetched every last little bone from under the table and tied them up in the silk cloth and carried them outside. Then she laid them under the juniper tree in the green grass and as soon as she had laid them there she felt so much better and didn't cry anymore. But the juniper began to stir and the branches kept opening out and coming back together again and a bird come out of the mist from the tree. Anne Marie was happy as if her brother was still alive. She went back to her home, singing gleefully.

But the bird flew away and sat down on the roof of the goldsmith's house and began to sing:



"My mother she butchered me,
 My father he ate me,
 My sister, little Ann Marie,
 She gathered up the bones of me
 And tied them in a silken cloth
 To lay under the juniper.
 Tweet twee, what a pretty bird am I!"

The goldsmith was sitting in his workshop, making a golden chain, and he heard the bird that sat on his roof and sang, and it seemed so beautiful to him. "Bird," said he, "how beautifully you sing! Take this golden chain and sing that piece again." So the bird sang.

And so the bird flew off to a cobbler's and sat down on the roof and sang:

"My mother she butchered me,
 My father he ate me,
 My sister, little Ann Marie,
 She gathered up the bones of me
 And tied them in a silken cloth
 To lay under the juniper.
 Tweet twee, what a pretty bird am I!"

The cobbler heard it and ran out of the door. "Bird," said he, "how beautifully you sing!Here, take this red shoes and sing that piece again". So the bird sang.

And so the bird went and sat on the linden tree that stood in front of the mill and sang:

"My mother she butchered me,
 My father he ate me,
 My sister, little Ann Marie,
 She gathered up the bones of me
 And tied them in a silken cloth
 To lay under the juniper.
 Tweet twee, what a pretty bird am I!"

The miller stop working and listened to the bird. One of them said, "Bird," said he, "how beautifully you sing! Here, take this mill stone and sing that piece again"

And when it was finished singing, it spread its wings, and in the right claw it carried the chain, and the shoes in the left, and around the neck it wore the millstone, and flew all they back to its father's house.

"My mother she butchered me,
 My father he ate me,
 My sister, little Ann Marie,
 She gathered up the bones of me
 And tied them in a silken cloth
 To lay under the juniper.
 Tweet twee, what a pretty bird am I!"

The father went outside to see the bird. As he went to the juniper tree, the bird let the golden chain fall right around the man's neck. He was happy so he went back into the house."Look at the pretty bird, what a pretty golden chain it gave me for a present, and how pretty it is to look at!"

"Ah," said Ann Marie, "I'm going out too to see if the bird has a present for me," and so she went out.

It threw a pair of red shoes to her and she was happy so she put on the shoes and went back into the house.

 "Ah," said she, "I was so sad when I went outside, and now I feel so much better. What a wonderful bird it is! It gave me a pair of red shoes for a present."

The mother said "I'm going out and maybe I will feel better too." And as she came out of the door, crunch! the bird threw the millstone on her head and she was squashed. The father and Ann Marie heard it and came out. There was steam and flames and fire rising from the spot, and when they were gone, there stood the little brother and he took his father and Ann Marie by the hand and the three of them were so happy and went into the house and sat down at the table and ate their supper.

The end..

****

Adieu

P/s: Damn, this is super long..



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A Special Kind of Fairy Tale

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Hi guise..

Are you familiar with fairy tale like Snow White, The Red Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty and such? Rasanya semua orang pun pernah baca kot. Paling tak pun tengok kat wayang. Tahun lepas Snow White je dah ada dua adaptation.. Red riding hood tahun sebelum tu (recall : Amanda Seyfried and that gorgeous GORGEOUS Shiloh Fernandez).

But do you know that the original version (at least the oldest version) by Grimm Brothers is slightly grimmer?(Ada ke comparative grimmer? Then superlative = grimmest??) Pardon my grammar.. What ever..

Back to the topic.. Do you know that in some of the earliest versions of Snow White, the step mother is actually Snow White biological mother? I guess people hate the idea of a mother killing her own daughter out of pure jealousy.. Hence the "change". Satu lagi part yang dibuang dari the more modern/censored version of Snow White is that at the end, Snow White commanded her step mother/mother to put on a glowing hot iron slippers and dance at her wedding. Pretty cruel right? Mungkin sebab tu kot people prefer the kinder ending, happily ever after..

Sleeping Beauty lak a little bit appalling. Dalam versi yang kita tahu sekarang, bila putera tu cium Sleeping Beauty, magically Slepping Beauty terbangun dari sumpahan tidur dia tu. But in the earlier version she did not wake up after the prince kissed her. The prince waited until he cannot wait anymore, and driven by his lust for the beauty, he raped her. Sleeping Beauty only woke up when she was about to give birth. The pain of giving birth woke her.. In another version she woke up after her infant son sucked on her finger which removed the poisoned flex from the spindle (korang tau kan citer Sleeping Beauty yang dia tertidur lepas tercucuk spindle tu)..

Cite-cite ni banyak diubah untuk sesuaikan dengan budak-budak kot. Taknak seram sangat. Tapi ada satu cite yang sangat-sangat-sangat grim sampai aku rasa tak ramai yang tau ada fairy tale ni.. Kalau yang tau pun mesti tak best nak ingat..

To be continued....

Adieu

BTW, yes, Kei was wearing a facial mask..

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All the while she's away

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Hi guise,

Takde topik aku nak post pun benornye tapi tadi lepas balik dari ofis, aku duk termenung depan PC ni.. Terpikir, apa layang aku duk buat dengan life aku ni.. Balik melongok depan PC. Hujung minggu pun sama. BApaklah membosankan. Nak-nak duk malam2 sorang-sorang ni, boleh pulak buat perangai baca cite hantu.. Hehehehe.. Mula la jiran atas tendang-tendang lantai aku dah start pikir imej macam-macam. Itu pasal la jangan banyak merapu pikir pasal momok.. Haaa..

Kalau la aku tak keje, mau mati kebosanan aku ni..

In the meanwhile, apa Kei buat gamaknya kat rumah sepanjang hari?

I could only imagine..

ok, nak teruskan aktiviti membosankan..

Good night suckers..

Adieu

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Harapan Setinggi Himalaya

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Hi guise..

Today's edition: Sedih tahap otomen!

First thing first, hari ni family aku dari kampung datang umah aku sebab ahad ni dah nak kena hantar budak bertuah, adik aku, Onie Si Doktor Gigi Mata Besar ke airport untuk diimport ke India.. Kesian diorang tunggu aku kat umah sebab aku lambat balik malam ni, keje tak siap. (Another great product of procrastination at work).. So when I get home my mom said "Kak, takde benda nak kunyah la kat umah ni"... Being a good daughter I am, aku gagahkan la ke mini market cari rezeki kudap-kudapan.. Setibanya di mini market..

Oh well oh well what do we have here...


Aku tersangatlah excited bila nampak kotak jajan yang ada printed Otomen di atasnya.. Homaigod.. I'm gonna get an otomen this time for real!! Hari tu dah tak jadi beli sebab yang kes entri dulu tu (Rujuk Sini)
So aku sangat excited okay! Cool day.. Bertenang.. Bayar dulu kat cashier.. (Walaupun hakikatnya mata aku dah dilated sebab eksaited sangat nak balik umah bukak kotak jajan tu)

Sesampainya kat umah aku pun bukak dengan gelojohnya..

BAPAKLAH KOROKNYA JAJAN NI!!!!

Ni apajadahnya kotak otomen isi dalam mainan kejadah haram ni!! Argghhhh depress aku..

Terima la hakikat Day... Ko memang tak berjodoh ngan Otomen.. Sigh...

Adieu

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Leaving and Wanting to Stay..

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Have you ever wonder how the world would be if there's no goodbye?

It would be under appreciated.. It would be plain..

But it would be less painful..


Selamat Hari Raya..
Say goodbye to your loves one.. For all we know, it is most probably temporary.. Look forward for the sweet reunion next time we meet.


Gahahaha..

Adieu

p/s: Damn it.. It took me 2 years to be emotionless.. Damn it... Damn it...


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Tiba-tiba terkenang

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Oh hoi guise..

Aku baru setel marathon TV series Charmed yang aku minat gila masa muda-muda dulu. Huh, alhamdulillah.. lega akhirnya dapat jugak tengok series finale yang aku terlepas beberapa tahun lepas.. Diibaratkan seperti sembelit biji durian, puas ku teran akhirnya selamat  jugak dalam mangkuk tandas.. Eww, disgusting. Sorry, that was uncalled for.

Settle down dua tiga hari ni, baru la ada ilham sikit nak berblog..
Urgh.. kesian, page pun tak sempat nak setelkan..

Ok~~~~

Entry kali ni cliche.. macam biasa, bulan puasa, dekat nak raya, confirm la teringat kejadian lampau kan..
Heheh..

Yang aku ingat pasal raya ni banyak.. salah satunya pertandingan tak rasmi, meriam buluh terpower kat kampung. You should have known it by now yang aku ni tak minat sangat nak cam anak dara lain, jahit baju raya, pasang langsir raya, buat kuih raya... Urgh.. Sangat tak jantan..

So one day, aku lepak kat belakang umah nenek. kononnya tunggu sepupu aku yg lain, nak ajak main kejar-kejar. tapi pandai mana la nak main kejar-kejar bulan puasa ni.. ye dak? Bosan betul.. haish..

Tapi!!
Dari kejauhan aku nampak dua tiga orang budak kampung aku (dua orang tu adik sepupu aku muda dalam 4 tahun kot) duk usung meriam buluh. Ohmaigod! This is exhilarating! Aku dengan excitednya "Whoi, Kak Oyie nak join!"

Elix (adik sepupu aku) jawab.. "Ish, takleh la..Orang nak lawan kampung sebelah ni"..
Kampung sebelah dah start membedil dah time tu.. Hurgh.. Eksaitednye.. Aku nak join gak.. Diorang pun pasang meriam tu (pasang?). Nampak takdelah besar sangat pun tapi diorang cakap power bunyi dia. So aku pun tunggu jelah tepi pokok kelapa. Sorang sorang cucuh meriam tu. Boom! Boom! PErgh, boleh tahan penangannya. bingit woah..

Tapi nak dijadikan cerita.. Dari jauh nampak benda laju je, warna putih, meluru ke arah kitorang.. Penyapu kat tangan kanan, bertelekung.. NENEK KITORANG!!

"Whoi!! Aku tengah sembahyang Zohor korang duk pumpang pumpang bakar meriam. Tunggu situ siap aku kerjakan' - not the exact word. But you get my meaning.



Tudia, orang Terengganu cakap "Chak rapok ye lari" maksudnya lintang pukang budak-budak tu cabut dari tempat kejadian. Selamat dari dibantai dengan penyapu. nenek aku jeling aku dengan bengisnya.. Aku cakap "Tu la budak-budak ni. Bulan-bulan puasa main meriam. Kalau meletup ke muka tak tau la. Penat akak nasihat tadi" sambil pelan-pelan berjalan sopan ke basikal..


Hehehe..

Pengajarannya, jangan main meriam time masuk waktu solat..

And, bila akak korang cakap nak join main meriam, Yes kan je..HAHAHAh

Adieu


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Raising a Scumbag (2)

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Hi guise..
Selamat hari sabtu.. Berketiduran la kita sepuasnya hari ni.

But before I fall back into slumber, there's a THING I wanna share with you fellow minions.It's about my cat, Kechik. Kechik ni sebenarnya alarm semulajadi yang bagus, not that I'm complaining but sometimes she did things I can't comprehend.Rasa nak cekik-cekik je budak kecik ni sekor..


Yup..
That's Kechik.. awal-awal elok je tido.. Comel je.. Bila nak bangun pagi rasa sesak nafas. mana taknya, si Kechik bertuah duk baring atas leher. Sempit ruang nafas aku. Sengal sungguh. And that's just the beginning of things. kalau dia bangun awal dia suapnya kaki dia kat mulut aku. Bluergh!! Nasib baik aku tido mulut tak nganga.. Cih Cih Cih..

Skill yang paling kerap budak kecik ni buat yelah, gigit telinga, jilat-jilat. My God!!! Geli gila..

Still tak setanding skill Kembang yang otai..

Muntahkan kepala tikus kat kaki aku.

Nothing can top that.

Ok lah.. Nak kacau Kechik tido ni sebagai pembalasan..

Adieu



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Menuju Medan Bakti

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Hi guise..

Selamat satu ramadhan.. Selamat berpuasa.
Dikesempatan ini aku nak ucapkan Jangan ponteng pose. Especially yang duduk site, kena banyak bertabah bulan2 puasa ni.

Cakap pasal keje di bulan puasa ni aku ada sedikit cuak la pikir macam mana nak lalui bulan puasa ni kat site. Nasib baik la keje aku bukan duduk site satu hari. Far better than the guys who need to be on site all the time like site supervisor, piler, safety etc.. Fuh, tak tahulah betapa otainya depa ni bila dah takleh minum takleh makan. Tapi alhamdulillah.. Nak masuk bulan puasa je suhu rendah, hujan mula turun.. Awan mendung je selalu. Selesa pegi site.. Takdelah terik sangat sampai takleh bukak mata. Nikmat sungguh.

Bagi yang keje construction, hujan adalah benda yang bitter sweet. Best cuaca sejuk tapi keje takleh jalan sebab soggy earth.. Time-time cani la slope nak runtuh la.. pekerja nak demam la..borehole terkambuslah..Takleh nak premix la.. Banyak issue la.. Tapi keje tetap kene jalan.. Construction must go on. Nak-nak kalau dah senak kejar completion date. Apa korang fikir MRT boleh siap dalam satu hari bergaduh kat internet? It's a hard work.. And your internet bashing really DOES help a lot. Thank you fellow Malaysian.

Potong rambling, komik is served.. 2 hari lepas

Ye.. Seronok kan?
Boss aku ni comel betul.. Tengah sedap duk pung pang pung pang screw contractor, bup hujan lebat.. Semua duk bawah payung sama. Tadi bukan main macam nak wrestling kat site. Dah hujan gaduh bawah payung. Comel gila. Aku tengok dari jauh je sebab payung tak muat.. Tunduk dengan penuh sopan.. Aku sedar aku kuli je.. Sambil lap air hujan menitik kat muka..

Selamat berpuasa everyone. Di saat hati ada rasa nak ponteng puasa, ingatlah.. Dekat site sana, ada buruh yang dari pagi ikat besi, angkat kayu kayan yang berat, menggagah lagi puasa penuh. Kerja tetap kerja tapi tanggungjawab jangan lupa. Bulan berkat ni.. Jangan sia-sia kan dengan perkara duniawi je.

Aku doakan yang terbaik buat pembaca yang dikasihi. Semoga Ramadhan memberi sesuatu yang berbeza kat korang tahun ni. Insya Allah.

Adieu

p/s: Alhamdulillah, sahur pertama tahun ni Kechik yang kejutkan.. Hahaha

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Happily Married

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Hi Guise,

Something funny happened today..

This happened..


So..
This
Is..
What?
The What?
Kei is my what?
Wait..





Yes, I'm married to Kei and Kechik is our freak daughter..

Puhuhuhu..
Penat menjawab soalan ini..
Ada belon warna kuning kat sisi kiri, sila tekan dan baca..

Adieu

p/s:

[Kei] Come Sayang.. I made your favorite pasta..
[Day] Come Kechik.. Daddy made some pasta..
[Kechik] But I hate pasta..
[Kei] Throw her away will you, Sayang?
[Kechik] Grrr...

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Raising A Scumbag

Hi Guise,

New look..

Weehuu!!

Anyway..
Got a story to tell before I pass out cold..
It's about my kitten, Kechik. She's very active.. Always climbing, always clawing and biting anything moving.. Gila dah aku tengok anak kucing sekor ni la.. Pantang nampak tangan dia nak baham.

Tapi ni bukan cerita pasal gigit ke apa la..

Al mukadimmahnya cerita adalah... You should know that aku ni penggeli orangnya.. Penggeli kena geletek pun ye.. Penggeli tengok benda jijik pun ye.. Aku takleh tengok.. Rasa nak berpinar bijik mata ni la..
Nak di jadikan klimaks ceritanya, Kechik aku ni kucing bandar. Kucing bandar haruslah berak dalam litter box, tak cam Kembang kat kampung, pandai berak pandai sorok kat rumah orang lain.. HAHAHAHAHAHA..

Anyway..
Akhirnya penuhlah litter box tu.. (eh tiba-tiba dah akhirnya)

Omaigod, KECHIK!!!!!
Scumbag punya anak derhaka..
Selamber taik je berak time aku kutip poo poo dia?!
Perghh..
Berwap lagi tahi tu..

Terus gelap jap bijik mata.. Kepala pun ada pusing sikit.
Sengal punya budak..

Itu jela..
Ok, nak tumbang dah ni..

Adieu

p/s: 
      [KEI] Euuuww... Si Kechik ni pengotor macam tuan dia berak sepah...
      [Day]...... (tahan muntah)
      [Kechik] tapi.. Kechik tengok Mek suka kutip poo-poo Kechik so Kechik nak hadiahkan yang fresh..
      [Day] Bluuerghkkkkk!!!!


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Aku cukup menyampah

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Kau yang gelak agagagaga.. aku rasa kau terencat akal..

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Announcement of The Greatest Order

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Hi guise,

So it Sunday.. Last Week I got company, my school mates, Ana and Yus.. This week I had a visit from my parents. Things are good.. But I have to make an announcement. Apart from having my blog upgraded by Yus (don't complain, I dunno how to fix things here. Let's the pro handles it)..Oh what was it again? Yeah the announcement..

Kei is not really fond of her.. My new cat, Kechik. Siyes budak kecik ni tak reti duduk diam.. Mencakar sana sini. dah tu suka pulak main lompat2 atas keyboard. You can't even imagine how difficult it is to write a decent entry with this little devil around. Ewah main chak kun chak pulak kat belakang monitor. Bertuah punya budak.

OK tu jela..

On the side note, dah bertambah petapa depan peti ais.. Oh mai, makanan apa patut aku simpan dalam peti ais ni?

Adieu

p/s: Nuffnag dah jadi non-gliteratti dah.. Yus, please hurry up with the upgrade, I know nothing of this shit.. Wargh~~~~

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Away for This Glorious Purpoise

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Hi guise..

I was away.. I had a vision.. to be someone I am not.. being treated like a queen..kekekeke.. I am here... being pampered.. away I am with great purpose..

This is glorious indeed..

Will be away...

While waiting for the blog to be fully upgraded.. wait for it my minnion..I'll be back...

Till then.. spa!!!

That's it..

Adieu

Inventori Peperangan

Sunday, June 02, 2013

Hi guise..

Aku sebenarnya duk musykil ni.. Rasa macam ada satu entry yang patut aku buat.. Entry yang agak menarik.. Tapi lupa.. Sungguh lahabau sekali kejadian itu. Tapi, mujurlah! Aku teringat.. So sekarang aku nak cerita..

Hujung minggu lepas sebenarnya aku join Family Day keluarga aku. Mak ayah sepupu sepapat semua ada la.. Sebenarnya nyaris-nyaris macam tak jadi dah sebab takde tempat nak pegi. Mujurlah ada setiausaha agung kami yang bijaksana. Tepuk tangan bagi Kak Long.. Wee!!

So, masa shopping barang-barang family day aku ternampak sesuatu yang sangat osem iaitu PISTOL AIR! Aku pun sambil sengih sumbing, merangka plan jahat masa family day nanti. Kitorang pergi Sungkai, main sungai, main air panas. Perancangannya aku akan menakluki semua sepupu sepapat aku dengan persenjataan berteknologi tinggi ini. Hehehe.. Dan seterusnya..Aku akan memerintah dengan kejam sekali.

Tak cakap banyak, aku ambik dua bijik pistol air. Dahlah kejam, tamak pulak tu. Anak sape ni ha?

Sayangnya aku dah tersalah percaturan. Aku silap memandang rendah kemampuan dua orang budak yang bernama Haidy dan Ijan. Ye.. mereka musuh ketatku.. Ntah macam mana, tanpa pergelutan, senjata canggih aku jatuh ke tangan dua penyangak itu.. Makan air la gamaknya aku hari tu..

Kak Ngah senyum sumbing sambil berkata " Hahahaha.. Senjata makan tuan.."

CIs. cis..cis.. dan cis lagi..

Ini satu penghinaan.. ini satu pencelaan..

Akan aku tebus maruah ini di Family Day tahun depan.. Nantikan pembalasan dari serikandi Keluarga Halim. Oyyyaaa!!!!


Nantikan pembalasannya.. dengan seluruh inventori peperangan yang lebih berteknologi tinggi.. Nantikaaaannnnn~~~ (sayup sayup)

Adieu

p/s: dah la kena tembak ngan pistol sendiri, main game satu pun tak menang. Ini memang menyedihkan..


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The Not So Fabulous Life of Deaday

Hi guise..

Entry kali ni mungkin sedikit jiwang. Kepada yang allergic dengan kejiwangan, mohon ke pintu keluar sekarang.

To be honest, aku tak suka pun jiwang jiwang ni. Terlampau cheezy dan menggelikan kot. So aku suka mengelak tengok cerita yang terlampau jiwang. (Cite melayu semua jiwang kot). Tapi kadang-kadang, once in a blue moon la bak kata mat salleh, ada cerita yang betul-betul grab your attention, and your heart and BAM! Terus jiwang mood aku seminggu.

Dan cerita tu tak lain tak bukan " Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain - Amélie " 2001. You see.. Aku selalu check list all time favorite movie. Dah banyak kali aku nampak movie ni kat dalam list tapi sebab description dia tulis 'romantic', terus aku batalkan niat nak tengok. Tah macam mana la last-last aku download jugak cite tu.

So minggu lepas, bila semua movie sci-fi & fantasy aku dah tengok ulang-ulang kali, aku pun bosanlah. Nak tak nak kena la tengok cite jiwang ni. " Arghh jiwang ni.. Confirm jiwang leleh", hatiku memberontak. Nah tudia statement novel.

First 5 minutes, rasa macam nostalgic. Eip cite ni macam aku pernah tengok style ni. Tapi tak ingat cerita apa. Aku tengok punya tengok, bapaklah cite ni!! Tergelak macam orang gila.. Nak menangis pun ada. The most magical thing about the movie was, it is so deliciously lighthearted. You can't help to fall in love with the quirky Amelie, the do-gooder, the longing soul. Not to mention the MUSIC!!

Masuk ni dah lima kali aku duk ulang tengok cite ni. Sungguh osem! Dan tiba-tiba aku macam terjiwang jugak. I mean, aku sekarang kan tengah single. Kawan-kawan aku pulak makin ramai join kelab mengawan. Duh, it's lonely to see your friends getting married while you're here, reading comic books, writing blog, eating junk food, getting fat.. Forever a teenager.

Bila jiwang tahap gaban, mula aku berangan. Ceit, ini bangang tapi ye.. aku berangan jiwang. Sape yang tak pernah kan? Jangan jadi hipokrit.

So..
The Things to Do When You're Married (Sex Jokes aside)
5. Get a Piggy back Ride..
4. Gigit bahu.. (Yup, my guilty pleasure. Kesian family aku selalu kena gigit kat bahu)
3. Do the Pepero game.. (Hehehe.. This game is too awkward to play with friends)
2. Do the "My Husband does My Make Up Tag" (It's a youtube thingy.. Macam chomel je)
1. Get a big bean bag, spend the whole afternoon reading comics in it together..

YAY!
Tu je.. Ok? The simplest things but pure happiness none the less.


Dush! Dush! Tumbuk muka Kei sepenuh hati.. Kei merangkak pegi bilik air. Padan muka.

Oh tadi ada cakap kan pasal something nostalgic about the movie? Bila aku minat satu-satu benda, aku start buat research. Bila aku cari-cari, rupanya English Series favorite aku "Pushing Daisies" guna style yang sama. No wonder aku jatuh cinta ngan cite ni!! Brian Fuller (yang buat Pushing Daisies) pun minat gila dengan cite ni so dia guna style yang sama. Omaigod omaigod omaigod.. 

Ok la.. Panjang sangat dah meroyan. Tapi sebelum tu.. Meh nak bagi list favorite movie aku lately:

1) Amélie
2) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
3) Thor
4) Avengers
5) Sherlock Holmes ( 1&2)
6) Iron Man (1,2&3)
7) How to Train Your Dragon
8) Django Unchained
9) Pan's Labyrinth
10) The Great Gatsby

List yang selalu berubah. But hey.. what ever..

Adieu

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Honestly Boss..

Saturday, June 01, 2013

Hey guise,

Happy to be here.. Huhu.. First and foremost, I need to address my absence from the blog.. Laptop aku dah akhirnya bersara dari buat kerja-kerja graphic sebab aku dah tak tahan dengan USB port yang tak boleh detect tablet aku. So, aku dah gantikan beliau itu dengan adindanya yang lebih muda dan gagah. Hehehehe..

Another good thing is, aku dah start pakai contact lens balik. It's not a news material to you guys but it is to me. You see, dah lama aku tak pakai contact lens yang decent dan baru-baru ni aku fikir, hey, why not? At least maybe this time people might notice my eyes.. Not really.. (BTW, boss aku cakap aku nampak muda remaja bila tak pakai spek. HAhAHAHAH)..

Tapi masalahnya, aku kerja dekat site dan aku pulak pakai contact lens biasa.. Dulu aku pakai extended wear.. Sangat comfortable.. nak dijadikan ceritanya.. Mata aku asyik kering.. Especially bila minggu lepas aku banyak paper work sampai naik merekah bijik mata, kering, panas, duk melayan banyaknya huruf..


Bos aku terus senyap, keluar bilik.. Masuk lagi contractor lepas tu, awal-awal elok duk gelak.. bila pandang aku dengan air meleleh kat mata (siap celak pun turun sekali kaler) terus depa diam.. Senyap-senyap keluar dari bilik. Yang tak perasan aku pakai eye drop tadi pun bila dua tiga orang jadi pelik bila tengok aku, depa pun naik cuak.. 

Honestly guys.. Apa yang korang pikir ni? Bajet aku nangis sebab banyak kerja ke? So...Overreacting la people..

The next day, boss dropped a bomb during our Department meeting..

" Be careful with Hidayah here. She's a Gamuda Scholars. Her words reach Dato' Lin, we're in big trouble if she said anything bad about us.. Mati oo... So teach her, guide her properly. Ok?"

Is that a threat so that I won't talk bad about my team? I hope I misunderstood his intention because to be honest, I don't even talk during the meeting with Dato'. Hell, he doesn't even know me. There are so many scholars you know? And not everyone is naik lemak like some scholars who think that they are special cases who need to be treated differently. Or maybe my boss is just worried. Takut aku kena buli gamaknya.. 

Again, honestly boss.. No.. I'm not bullied..

Well, maybe.. A bit..

Kalau bos niat nak kasi warning kat senior jangan buli saya, well... THANKS A BUNCH BOSS!! Hahaha..


Adieu


[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

Yet Another One

Sunday, May 12, 2013

So hey..

I know I have lots of precious moments at work.. Most of 'em embarrassing stories of which I failed miserably in front of my bosses. Yet I had another one for your amusement.. Last week..



Uhuh!

Bijaksana Day.. bagus sangat. macam mana la kau tak perasan butang baju tu dah memang selalu terbukak camtu kan? Why on a pluperfect day would you wear a shirt which you've hidden from yourself for quite some times? Why? Aku rasa nak koyak rabakkan baju tu. Luckily for me, aku suka pakai T-shirt lam kemeja. So selamat la dari incident cleavage.. Damn!!!



Kei: Malu lagi la tu terbukak butang baju depan boss.. Haih...

Day: Lalalalala.. I'm so funny!!  (lari-lari keliling rumah dengan awkwardnya)

Pernah tak korang ingat balik kejadian bodoh dalam hidup korang sampai rasa nak menjerit & menyorok lam tandas setiap kali teringat? Yeah!! Otak aku memang suka rewind benda memalukan.. Juta-jutaan kali!!!!Arghhh!!

Now if you'd excuse me, I would like to go and swim in my own vomit of embarrassment..

Adieu

p/s: Lelaki yang pandai masak memang hot kan? AHAHAHAHA


[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

Kill It With Fire before It Lays Eggs

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Hye Guise..

Selamat Hari Buruh..

Sempena cuti hari ni, perancangannya aku nak pegi Puchong jap jumpa family. Dah nak melawat tu rasa cam nak singgah beli buah. So aku singgah la kat My Mart.. Pilih punya pilih, aku amik la pelam dalam pat lima nam bijik. Cam biasa, tercunguk la depan stesen timbang (ewah, bulih ke?).. Agak bengang gak tunggu punya tunggu takde yang datang. So aku melilau la cari staff. Jumpa staff yang tak reti timbang pulak. Dia cakap "Jap eh kak, saya carikan orang yang timbang-timbang ni".. Akur jela ye.. aku pun tunggu la kat situ.. Ada jugak la main timbang-timbang bola lam otak.. Timbang-timbang rasa nak baling timbang kat kaunter depan pun ada jugak.. apa punya servis la..

Sabar Day.. Sabar..

So, akhirnya tibalah mamat timbang-timbang tu.. Staff muka kalut.. Mintak maaf banyak kali. Aku cakap ok.. Sekali ada malaun mana tah dari belakang main letak barang dia atas timbang siap tengking kat staff tu "HAH CEPAT SIKIT!"

Palehotak??!!

Bangang punya mamat boroi muka mintak penumbuk.. Aku jeling dia.. Dia buat dek..

Kat kaunter pembayaran aku tengok dia blah keluar mart sambil hisap rokok dan arah-arah anak dia bagi barang dia tadi kat bini dia kat kaunter. Bini dia duk belakang aku. Duk tolak-tolak barang dia depan aku. Watepak is this bullshit?!! Aku pun bayar dengan pelan-pelan.. Keluar duit slow-slow, susun duit slow-slow, amik barang slow-slow.. My little revenge. Bangang punya manusia takde sivik..



Ko jangan sampai aku buat muka huduh ni bulih tak?
Huduh sangat sampai rasa nak lempang.

Moral of the story, if you're douche, you'll get a female-douche for a wife and likewise.. And, please people, don't reproduce and spread your hideous gene.. Kalau orang macam ni la jadi mak bapak budak, anak-anak depa pun perangai sama gamaknya.. Hiyy..

Adieu

p/s: Bapaklah buruknya muka tu..

[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

Segmen Ada Apa Dalam Beg Anda

Hoho.. Rajen pulak aku join benda-benda cani ek? Just for fun.. Sifu Ben Osman ada wat segmen.. Sebenarnya lepas baca Lanun punya entry hari tu (Beg 4 Dimensi) memang dah meronta-ronta dah jiwa remaja ni nak buat.. Tapi.. Memandangkan esok hari Buruh kan.. Takde kena mengena pun padahalnya..

Back to topic..


Aku jenis yang bawak beg besar.. Pastu mula la melibas orang kiri kanan. Dah nama pun pompuan. Ofcos hobi aku libas orang dengan handbag saiz jumbo. OK.. Inventori mari!!


1) Receipt & Shopping List
Dah memang tabiat aku suka campak kertas lam beg. Memang bertimbun-timbun la sekalian resit yang keluar. Itu belum campur resit dalam purse. Haa.. jangan..

2) Coins
Hah, yang ni biasanya campak sekali ngan resit. Kadang-kadang nasib best, duit kertas pun ada sekali. Nak jadi nasib tak baik time nak buang resit, terbuang sekali ngan duit. Itu pasai la aku tak suka buang resit. eh bulih ke macam tu?

3) Perfume
Perfume hadiah kawan baik. Dulu ada satu kotak tapi sebab perfume tu letak lam kete, semua kena hangkut time kete kena rembat ngan manusia durjana dulu tu. Tinggal yang ni je. Itu pun sayang nak pakai..

4) Keys
eh.. Ini kalau kena terangkan ni memang saje ni.

5) Pen
Untuk diletakkan di atas muncung ketika hendak kelihatan chomel (sampai rasa nak lempang). Untuk dimain-mainkan di celah jari konon jari amazing.. Untuk menongkat dagu dan dahi sambil berkerut seribu untuk kelihatan bijak.. Mostly untuk catit nota dan doodle muka bos time meeting. Ehek.

6) Cards
Ye.. Kad pengenalan yang tah kenapa boleh terkeluar dari purse. Kad bonuslink yang dah tak pakai-pakai. Dan kad access office, pun tak tau macam mana boleh terlepas masuk handbag. Depa ni ada secret society ke apa tiba-tiba muncul setempat di tempat yang tak sepatutnya ni? Hmmm... Musykil..

7) Tiket Wayang Minggu Lepas
Lupa nak buang..Mana la tau kot boleh pakai lagi..Mintak lempang mintak lempang meh..

8) Make up Kit
Dalam tu ada BB cream. ada celak dua jenis. ada eye brow pencil.. ada blusher..Ada eye shadow.. ada lipstick 4 batang..Pakai celak/eye brow pencil/lipstick tapi bawak satu batalion. tah kejadah apa la aku bawak ke hulu kehilir. padahal lepas zohor dah malas conteng muka. bikin berat je..

9) Emergency Phone
Untuk kaum kerabat dan orang yang layak tau sahaja.. emergency sebab bateri tahan lama, kedit lambat nak abes sebab takde orang lain contact number ni.

10) Short Hard Cover Note Book
Oh aku memang suka bawak buku nota camni. Pasangan kekasih jiwa raga dia yang nombor 5 tadi tu. Fungsi utama, doodle muka bos dan pura-pura serius time amik nota. Oh kadang-kadang buat lapik tutup gelas.. Hehehehe

11) Purse
Bila bukak purse rasa nak nangis.. Hahahahahahaha.. hahaha

So? Tu jela.. tapi aku rasa biasanya lagi banyak barang dalam tu. Berat nak mampos. Macam ada biawak tinggal dalam tu..

Takde idea dah nak meroyan

Adieu

p/s: Aku suka join segmen yang syarat dia takyah nak follow bagai sebab aku rasa cam dia memang ikhlas nak have fun.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Tapi memang aku follow pun depa yang awesome ni.. Oyeah



[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

Oh Cutenya.. Cute Sangat..

Monday, April 22, 2013










Takde Hi, Takde salam..

Menatang apa gwiyomi ni?
Ko bajet ko chomel?
Tolong lempang muka sendiri.
PUIH..



Takyah nak korea sangat ah.. Ilhoon yang buat benda alah ni pun aku tak rasa chomel.. Don't get me wrong. I JUST HATE THE GWIYOMI STUFF.. 

I'm not declaring a war on Ilhoon/BTOB/anyone.. Kepada yang tak chomel kat luar sana, mahupun yang chomel pun, tolong la jangan..jangan buat makhluk lain korek mata sebab kamu.. Bulih? Now, Pi mampuih!

Adieu

p/s: This aegyo thingy is getting out of hand..


[Sedang menjeling ruang komen setiap seminit.. People.. come on.. I'm lonely..] .

Day,


Part time normal, most of the time comic enthusiast. Almost always borderline crazy. Still experimenting with comic blogging. An engineer with a vision to not be taken seriously. Everything you read on this blog doesn't represent my gender, religion or profession as a whole. Other name you might associate with me are Deaday, DayGoon, JaeminGoon and *cough* Mona *cough*