Oh Cutenya.. Cute Sangat..

Takde Hi, Takde salam..

Menatang apa gwiyomi ni?

Ko bajet ko chomel?

Tolong lempang muka sendiri.

PUIH..

Takyah nak korea sangat ah.. Ilhoon yang buat benda alah ni pun aku tak rasa chomel.. Don't get me wrong. I JUST HATE THE GWIYOMI STUFF.. 

I'm not declaring a war on Ilhoon/BTOB/anyone.. Kepada yang tak chomel kat luar sana, mahupun yang chomel pun, tolong la jangan..jangan buat makhluk lain korek mata sebab kamu.. Bulih? Now, Pi mampuih!

Adieu

p/s: This aegyo thingy is getting out of hand..

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The Sorry Note

Hey guise,

So it's another weekend.. I was supposed to board a flight to Terengganu yesterday but since my leave was not approved by my boss, I'm stuck here in Damansara. weehuu.. what fun..

Agak sakit hati jugak la kan.. tapi aku pun berbelah bahagi gak sebenarnya. Honestly, I wanna go home, I wanna see my family. But there're some issues yet to be resolved. First, report atas meja, work programme contractor yang kena submit Monday morning, meetings and stuff.. A lot of headache.. A lot of shit to leave behind. Nak-nak lepas issue dengan 'rakan sekerja' minggu lepas tu. Huuu... Secondly, I hate rushing. Taknak elaborate panjang-panjang part ni. And lastly, I don't want to face questions I don't want to answer. Dan aku rasa banyak soalan yang nak ditanya sebaik jejak kaki kat rumah.. Which makes me reluctant to think about seeing any of my relative, even yang duk dekat-dekat sini.. Oh mai..

Anyhow, memandangkan tak jadi balik Ganu, aku pun sedih, sambil qada' tidur.. Ewah.. Possible?

Dan tetibe nak dijadikan cite, Along (sepupu aku kat Puchong) call tanya nak main deco cake tak hari ni. Nice.. I said yes. Pastu terus pecut pegi sana..

Long story short.. Ini la hasilnya..

It says: Umi Abah, Sorry..

aku nak tulis lagi panjang tapi memandangkan aku memang tak terer buat bende ni so boleh la tiga potong perkataan tu dah kira cukup syarat la.. I just wanna say that, Sorry Umi Abah. I'm sorry I can't go home.. I know it has been so long. I know you miss me.. I miss you too.. I'm sorry for all the misscalls.. Sorry for not picking up the phone.. I'm sorry for not being a better daughter..

I'm healthy.. Don't worry..

Ni gambaq kasi hilang rindu..

I look like a toad..

Oh.. Last but not least..

The joy of using small phone..huhu

Adieu

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A Punch To The...

Boobs.. yes.. A punch to the boobs. A freaking falcon punch on the freaking pair of boobs!

hi guise..

Sebelum aku meroyan post entry ni, dan sebelum korang meroyan pikir pasal boobs mari kita berhenti sejenak dan fikir perkara paling menjengkelkan pernah berlaku kepada kita..

Pernah tak ada orang korang tak kenal tiba-tiba kutuk korang depan cekgu-cekgu korang?

Pernah tak kawan tapi yg bertanduk korang tu ejek korang depan crush korang?

Pernah tak adik beradik mak ayah tokmak opah tok ayah korang cerita benda yang memalukan masa kecik korang kat orang ramai?

Pernah tak cikgu korang cakap kat korang "Huh? Awak? Nak borang UTP ni? Takyah la result trial awak rendah, tak layak.." ?

Pernah tak pernah tak pernah tak?

Arrrgggghhh

Ini yang berlaku beberapa hari yang lalu. Aku baru rasa marah sebab reaksi emosi aku memang agak lembab. Lambat nak rasa sedih.. Lambat nak rasa takut.

Ceritanya ada la seorang makhluk itu.. tengah elok depan bos kitorang tiba-tiba dia baik punya kutuk..

" Quality kerja you dah down sejak ada boyfriend" Selamber je keluar statement sambil gelak dajal.. Sesenang nak keluarkan tahi time keracunan makanan.

Apa?? Apa? Down! Whoi!! Sape yang kuat mengular? Sape yang pass keje kat orang? Sape yang suka bagi orang arahan macam dia la tokey, orang lain kuli.. Sape? Sape? Sape??

Lagi satu? Boyfriend apa boyfriend lahabau?

Apa?

Kau tak puas hati orang lain boleh datang keje hujung minggu time kau boleh dengan senang lenangnya berjimba padahal keje tak setel dan menyebabkan kerja orang lain turut delay sebab kau?

Kau tak puas hati orang lain pandai berjimat resource company sedangkan kau kena topup guna duit endiri sebab tak pandai cermat?

Apa yang kau tak puas hati sebenarnya?

Apa?

Apa?

Coming from someone like you, that statement, that very statement is equivalent to a punch to my boobs.. Annoying and down right painful, you nuthead..

You could have said it nicely, between us colleagues.. did you really have to say that in front of our boss? You are questioning my commitment to my job.. You.. You.. Being someone who rarely come to office on time.. Being someone who refuse to be a team player..

Yeah, I might be the youngest engineer in our package, but that doesn't mean you can treat me like your peon or something.

Do your own work.. I won't cover your work any longer.. Not again..

Sayonara you mindless fart.. and by fart I mean the other 4 letters word.

Adieu

p/s: male might not understand the pain of being punch in the boobs but I'd be more than glad to demonstrate something similar, a kick to your junk.

p/p/s: Aku ingat time sekolah menengah time game 'ting-tong' bangang tu tengah top. Macam bangang game tu.. Aku suka tarik strap bra kawan-kawan aku je.. "PAp!" Yiahahahaha..


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Numbness

I was cold before I let you in. But once you're in, you felt the warmth in my heart. I spoke true words, straight from that bloody abyss. I guess you couldn't take that much honesty.. So you left and I've become colder, bitter..

I hope you are happy.. I hope your conscience guides you to do what's best for us. I hope you'll try to mend the broken hearts resulted from our untimely separation. But not mine.. Just don't torment me with your kindness.. Just leave.. Don't turn back.. I am numb.. I won't feel a thing.. Not from your apology..

*****

Argh sakit kepala.. Apsal la kalau tensen aku nak kena sakit kepala and melancholy bagai. Bukan ke angin kus-kus ni datang sebulan sekali je?Damn you hormones..You're not supposed to torment me yet. Ayat nak jiwang je.. Sengal

" Jangan la kerja kuat sangat"

"Apa?"

" Don't work too hard. Your body can't take it"

"Seriously, it's none of your concern, Kei"

Aku toleh pandang tempat lain. Rimas!

" Apa yang kau cuba nak buktikan sebenarnya? Kau nak dia suka kau?Nak dia mintak maaf dengan kau, mesra-mesra dengan kau, puji kau.. And stop being an ass he is? You know it won't happen.. You don't even give shit about what he thinks of you.. Don't over exert yourself. It's not like he's going to be nice to you"

Aku mengeluh.. Demmit Kei.. It's hard to say you're wrong when you know exactly what's on my mind.

" I know..." Peluk tubuh.. Damn, sejuk gila. I am getting sick of all this extra work load..

" Aku just nak busykan diri.. Malas nak fikir pasal benda yang aku tak patut pikir.."

"Day.. Don't run away from your problem.."

Aku pusing tengok Kei. Cam biasa, kening jungkit tinggi.

" Habis tu apa? Nak aku hadap muka mamat tu? And then cakap apa? Hey you suck! Stop pushing me around to do your bidding! I know you ular besar. Aku tak kantoikan kau sebab aku tak kuasa nak gaduh..CAMTU?"

Kei gelak..

" I wish you have the courage to do so one day. But for now, rest.. Jangan fikir sangat. Tinggalkan hal keje kat ofis. Enjoy your personal space. Kau kat rumah kan ni.. Kau bukan Cik Hidayah.. Kau Day. No one can tell you what to do in your own house. Ok? Come on.. Cheer up"

Kei hulur sweater..

" I'll make you some tea.."

"What tea?" 

Kei dah bangun, kat pintu bilik, toleh ambil sengih..

" Your detox tea. Kau dah start gemuk balik Day. And you need to 'make the cake'"

YARGHHHHH!!!!!!!! Stop pissing me off with that tasteless comment of yours about my body, you ignorant imaginary persona!

"But really.. Take care of your health"

*********

So hey guise,

I'm getting boring am I? Still mental block lagi. Takde benda lucu yang jadi sejak akhir-akhir. Weird because I always found everything that happens around me is a source of humor. Huuu.. agaknya aku dah tua.. Dan mungkin aku ni tensen sangat.

Ye.. Aku rasa aku dibuli kat tempat kerja. Tapi ni mungkin aku je yang suka pikir benda yang bukan-bukan padahal orang tu belum tentu lagi bermaksud nak buli aku ke apa. Maybe he just need me some lovin'.. Hehehe..

Aku patut keluar jalan-jalan. Jangan depress Day.. Jangan depress!!

Adieu

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Hey Mystery Girl

So hey?

Let's cut the introduction..

I'm joining a give-away (I guess). Ni first time nak join nih.. Cik Gadis Misteri, saya suka baca blog awak.. titik..

Ewah..

Hehehe..

Gadis Misteri 3 Tahun

Why am I joining this? Because I want to. I wanna support my fellow blogger. Nak-nak time aku memang takde idea langsung ni and I need to draw so badly!!! I hope I'm not destroying the original version of Gadis Misteri. hey gurl, I love your artwork, please enjoy mine..

Kekekeke.. I hope you won't hate the extra characters there ( meaning Day and Kei).. Ok la.. Serious, kritikal dah otak aku ni takde idea..

Adieu

p/s: Friends and family, do not try to reach me.. I'm okay. i just need space and time for myself.. Sorry for making you worried.

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