How to [Final]

"Come on..." frustrated.. Jawapan poyo..

" But that's the truth"

"You're not saying that I'm that perfect are you?" smirking.. in disgust of course..

"There's nothing I would change about you.. I just fall for you.. I just like you for who you are"

"So, you don't want me to change at all?"

" Nope"

"Isn't there anything that you don't like about me?"

"Some"

" Still, don't you want me to change?"

Kei turned to me, smiling "If you want to change, change because you want to. I just want to embrace the person I fall in love with for who she really is. Not someone I tell her to be.. That's too arrogant, don't you think?"

" Is it that hard to love me?"

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Hi guise,

I got another question. I hope this would be the last on "how to" questions.. 

which I would like to translate as..

How to change someone we like [love] into something-something..

To me, if there's no particular reason why we fall for someone, why should we create a reason not to love 'em anymore? Why do we want to change someone who charmed us into falling for 'em in the first place. Some might say "Well, mula-mula tak kenal. Sekarang dah kenal. Ada la yang kena ubah.."

Ok, I would agree if the change is minor and he/she is willing to change it. I mean, it's not a big deal if it's just about changing your hairstyle.. That's not a big issue. But what about his/her personality? Something he/she is born with? Something he/she is moulded into? Isn't that the same personality that you find attractive?

You have to be more charming..

You have to be more feminine.. You have to be more masculine..

You have to be smarter.. You have to talk to my friend, and make them like you..

You have to dress better. You have to walk differently than you usually do..

You have to.. 

Because that would be perfect for me..

Sometimes you wonder, is he/she this hopeless when I first fall for him/her?

The truth is, nobody's perfect. I know you know that. But can you accept the fact that you're trying to change something which is already perfect in your eyes in the first place? Turn them into something that you want them to be.. If you ask yourself.. Are you even worthy for such perfection?

I would want to love like Kei.. To love everything there is about my significant others, no matter how imperfect they might be.. And would only wish to be loved in the same way..

" Beautiful imperfections build a perfect relation. If only we know how to appreciate them"

Adieu..

P/S: Rasa macam nak print T-shirt banyak-banyak
P/P/S: BTW, Acid.. Kacak la reply entry ko.. Huhuhu..


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I'm Just Tired

"Kenapa ni? Tak sihat ke?"

Day geleng-geleng.. Kenapa pulak la budak ni.. Sedih ke? Macam tak..

" Lapar ke? Nak KFC?"

Day geleng-geleng lagi..

" Cuba cakap, gaduh ngan sape ni?"

"Tak gaduh pun"

"Pastu?"

Day senyap balik.. Adoi.. Dah ni kenapa buang tebiat minah singa ni.. 

" Day.." Senyap.. " Ooo Day.." Senyap lagi..

"Dah la.. Takyah la pikir sangat. Aku ada kan ni.."

Tiba-tiba rasa basah atas peha.. Budak ni nangis ke? Sah ni ada kecik ati ngan sape-sape ni.. Ihhh!! Sape berani buat princess naga aku camni?? Meh sini nak belasah..

" Day jangan la nangis. Cite kat aku.."

Senyap lagi..

Ish, ni yang syahdu ni bila si godzilla ni lembik cam pompuan, menangis kat peha aku ni.. Aku selak rambut Day..Nak sapu air mata ni.. (macho kan aku?)

"JAHANAM KAU DAY!!!!!!!!"

Day terpisat-pisat gosok mata.. Naharom punya perangai pompuan ni sekor.. Air liur basi ko bagi kat seluar aku.. ARGGGHHHH!!!! Busuk masam!! Yarghh!!

......

Adieu

p/s: Sometimes, I'm just a girl, longing for your attention.. Mianhe saranghaneun Kei..

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How to Woo Part Two (Female Edition)

Hi guise,

So I got another interesting question on my previous entry..

For the highlighted in red. My answer to your problem is..

Lelaki yang beku hatinya sebelum kahwin mungkin juga beku hatinya selepas kahwin.. Or maybe he's just not that into you.. Or maybe, he's gay.. There're so many possibilities..

Please don't do this to any guy.. literally or figuratively..Figuratively, ripping someone's heart out is never a good idea. Don't flirt if you are not into it.. Literally, ripping out hearts is down right sadistic!Plus, boiling a human heart would only make it harder to chew.. (just something I know from a movie. I'm not a sadistic heart ripper you weirdos!!)

I don't know how to help. I'm not a love guru. But if you really want to woo a guy, be different than the other girls. Loose your 'gedikness'.. Be thoughtful, be elegant, be somewhat expensive and limited edition..

Poyonya bagi nasihat bab mengorat orang.. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.. Aren't you forgetting something? I'm single with a serious case of social deprivation.. And you ask me for dating tips..LOL

Adieu..

P/S: Yup, I'm using a tablet, Wacom Bamboo Fun..It's awesome! 

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How to Woo

Oh hai..

Hai..

Taknak mukaddimah panjang-panjang. lanjutan perbualan di twitter seperti yg di bawah, aku macam nak menjawablah soalan dak Acid ni. Almaklumlah aku sohabat yang baik lagi prihatin.

maaf la kekanda Acid.. Dinda tak pandai berbahasa isyarat..

Makanya!!

Maka!

Ye.. Kacak kan Kei dengan rambut baru? Aku suka!! HAHAHAHAHA..

Berbalik kepada kisah tadi.. Memang, Kei terer kot ngorat pompuan. Tertinggal sikit ayat kat statement itu.. Kei terer ngorat pompuan supaya segera di-reject. Are you following me on this Acid??

Acid, ko jangan tiru lak aksi kat bawah ni.. Inilah definisi galak sangat mengorat.. Orite?

Leggo Bebey!

1) Bertanya soalan yang obvious semata-mata nak ada modal borak..

"Hai sorang je?"

"Takdelah, ni ada kawan bunian saya kat sebelah ni"

2) Mensuwit-suwit..

Moh ini memang takde awek yang suka kot. Tak tau la mana letaknya logik akal orang yang first-first suwit-suwit nak tekel awek.. Apa dia ingat awek tu akan cakap "Oh kacaknya abiang mensuwit saya. Ni rasa nak serah diri jadi teman wanita abiang.. Kiutnya muntong abiang.. Awww!!" Sah pompuan tu sangap.. 

3) Beria-ria mintak HP number/ Fesbek/Twitter/Friendster mungkin

Ini.. ini.. ini sangat annoying. Kalau dah orang tu taknak bagi, janganlah mintak banyak kali donk.. Ini kalau approve request ni confirm tiap-tiap hari duk ngejas nak dating.. "Meh la datim ngan Abiang. Wajahmu itu kurindui teramat sangat".. Kalau aku memang aku agak anti dengan orang yang suka chat kat fesbek aku semata-mata nak cakap kosong. ANTI YANG TERAMAT!!!

Tu jela yang aku boleh kongsi sedikit sebanyak. Nak tau macam mana nak mengorat dengan cara yang betul? Ko tanya aku? Mana la aku tau, aku tak pernah try mengorat pompuan sebelum ni.. Ke pernah? Hehehehehe.. Biarlah rahsia.. (Ini agak kontroversi kalau tak kupas ni..HAHAHAHA)

Honestly bagi aku, kalau brader-brader ada terminat mana-mana pompuan, yang terbaik aku boleh cadangkan, cubalah ikhlas untuk kenal dia sebagai kawan dulu. Jangan gelojoh.. Niat kena betul. Berkawan sebab apa.. Jangan la sebab sangap nak awek.. Ye dak? Lastly, kalau betul pompuan tu la yang dah ko suka-suka sangat, doalah.. Takyah jenuh duk pikir minyak dagu la. Doa banyak-banyak. Insyaallah kalau dah jodoh tak kemana awek itu..

So, Acid... Aku dah jawab soalan ko..

Cepat-cepatlah tekel awek sorang. Tak sabo dah aku nak tengok kakak ipar aku ni. (Aku rasa ko macam lahir tahun 89. Technically, ko bukan abanglah.. Tapi, ko kan senior.. Ah, takyah kesah benda kecik)

BAK SINI NAK TENGOK KAKAK IPAR!!!!

Adieu

p/s: Tahniah bango yang hari ni dapat result SPM. Jangan tertekan. You did great. I'm a proud sister. Oni too, I believe..

p/p/s:

Acer try cari lagi sekali.. hahaha

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Childhood

"Will you be there this time?"

"Nak pegi main jap"

"Takyah la.. Nanti jatuh.."

"Nak gak. You can't stop me"

"Please stay.."

-blah-

"Kei!!!!!"

"OK OK Don't cry.. Let me see.."

................

What if you won't be there to catch me when I fall? Kei, do you want to come back?

Adieu

p/s: Style pulak guna mood sedih-sedih ni. Anyhow.. Can you spot me in this picture? Hehehehe..

p/p/s: Don't worry.. Kei is not dead. Why are you so sad?? Kekeke

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Is it time?

She smiles a lot lately. She laughs at the smallest things.. Her cheeks blushed at the mention of his name..

Maybe it's me.. I'm irrelevant..

That's why she didn't notice..

I won't complain though. Nothing makes me happier than to see her smile.

So I think, maybe..

I just have to leave..

I won't ask for her to be sad again. That I have to come back. But if she wants me here, I would like to be in her heart, enjoying the thing she loves. Living the life she dreamed. Anything would suffice, if only she would stay as beautiful.. Smile a lot Day.. Just be brave.. I have your back.. Take a leap of faith and go..

Good bye then, dearest you..

I wish that I don'y have to come back..

(Day: It hurts my chest writing this as Kei. It really does. Farewell Kei. I won't miss you. You're a good companion. Thank you for patching up the damage. Thank you.. )

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Funny Things Happen When You Sleep

Hi guise,

 Hari ni.. Aku nak mendedahkan satu rahsia berkenaan adik aku yang nombor tiga aku.. Nur Syuhada atau Cuada atau Cauda atau Shu atau Osyie atau Bango.. Her name is Bango, Busuk Bango..

(*busuk bango = Imbuhan bango sering digunakan untuk menerangkan sifat sesuatu yang terlampau busuk. Harus difahami bahawa loghat Terengganu banyak menggunakan imbuhan seperti ini. Contohnya: Terang derang (terlalu cerah), Gelap gelemak (terlalu gelap), Terang randang (kawasan yang kosong/sayup-sayup terangnya) dsb)

Berbalik kepada Bango. Beliau sebenarnya mempunyai suatu tabiat yang sangat lucu. Tapi dia tidak sedar akannya, kecuali kami-kami yg selalu tidur dengannya sahaja yang tahu..

Maka, terjadilah di satu malam, Bango tertidur di ruang tamu..

Begitulah alkisahnya si Bango ini.. Esoknya bangun pagi dia tertanya-tanya.. kenapa manis dalam mulutnya. Dah budak berdua tu, Ika & Era duk sedap suap kek time tido haruslah manis kan. Dia plak boleh pulak mengunyah dan telan cam takde pape. Harap maklum, aku takde kat tempat kejadian masa tu.

Aku patut puji kekreatifan si Zulaikha tu. Tak padan dengan lembut, perdajal orang nombor satu. Kalah aku yang paling tua dan paling brutal ni.. HAHAHAHA.. Bagus! Ada peningkatan sejak duduk dengan aku..

Sebenarnya, bukan Bango sorang yang ada tabiat tido. Onie adik aku lagi sorang pun ada tabiat tido.. Dia suka grind gigi.. Malam-malam grekk grekk grekk duk ketap gigi.. Seram.. Yang bongsu je normal.. Cuma dia suka tido dengan Si Kembang. Pastu Si Kembang mesti tiru cara dia tido. Itu alien..

Tabiat aku yang orang pernah tegur:

1) Mengerang tengah tido. Macam kena dera pun ada. Testimoni dari rakan-rakan : Yusro, Pinud, Roy (tido lam bas pun aku mengigau)

2) Memeluk orang ketika tidur. Testimoni dari rakan baik di Matrik, Cik Hayati

3) Menendang orang jatuh katil. Testimoni dari Pinud. Maaf Pinud. Aku harap pinggang ko tak patah jatuh katil.

4) Menjatuhkan diri dari katil. Testimoni diri sendiri. Ni dah biasa ni. Malam-malam panas, confirm pagi esok dah atas lantai simen. Selalu jadi time duduk U dulu.

5) Mencium dinding. aku tido mengadap dinding. So kadang-kadang aku bangun dalam keadaan badan rapat ke dinding. The same reason, dinding sejuk.

6) Membuka baju. No further comment on this.

So, apa tabiat tido korang? Ewah, tanya macam ada orang nak jawab..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Adieu

p/s: Kadang-kadang, Bango boleh diajak berborak time tido. Pernah sekali aku dengar Bango dan Onie berbual time tido. Aku gelak sampai nak terkencing. HAHAHAHA

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Anak Sulung : Taufiq

Hi guise..

It has been wonderful since my last entry.. I'm with kid now..

Alkisahnya, aku pegi Giant Kota Damansara nak beli kek untuk manager aku. Kitorang kononnya nak buat surprise birthday party la kononnya untuk beliau. Kononnya.. Dah beli kek, Wani (budak office) nak makan popia basah. So, being a gentleman, aku pun tunggu la sambil tengok-tengok booth-booth jualan yang ada kat situ.

Pergh.. betapa seronoknya hati ni jumpa patung atromen yang bapak la kacaknya.. Teringat zaman form four dulu, ponteng sekolah, tengok atromen kat TV3. Agak syok time tu.. Tapi tak ingat sangat dah nama-nama atromen ni. Aku sudah tua.

Duk syok-syok tilik patung tu.. Aih, gatai tangan aih nak beli sekor.baru bercadang-cadang nak beli, tiba-tiba akak booth tu tegur. 

"Nak belikan hadiah harijadi untuk anak ke?"

Aku terpinga jap. Jadahnya? Agaknya dia assume camtu sebab aku duk baik bawak kek secret recipe. Badan aku pun dah macam pompuan anak pat kaaaaan.. Ok boleh terima logik akal akak tu. Tapi aku tergamam jela, sambil sengih busuk tak tau nak respond cane. Malu la plak nak cakap yang aku nak beli patung tu untuk diri sendiri dah tua bangka ni.. Hahaha

Akak tu tanya lagi "Anak lelaki eh? Umur berapa?"

Eh? Aku gabra lak. Cane nak jawab ni? Patut ke aku melarikan diri je? Tah macam mana punya sengal la otak ni aku boleh jawab "5 tahun" Jadahnya Hidayah? Jadahnya?!!

Akak tu senyum sikit punya manis sambil tangan duk capai kotak hijau atas meja jualan.

"Sekarang ni tengah feymes patung-patung Ben10. Budak-budak lelaki sekarang tengah suka patung macam ni"

Lagi la aku macam ayam berak kapur kat situ. Lepas tu dah macam awkward gila. Takkan nak melayan akak ni cakap. Sudahnya atromen tah ke mana, aku angkut jugak Ben10 tu balik umah. Kebetulan la Wanie dah siap tapau popia basah dia tu.

Aku pun curik can baik punya macam koner baring.. Nice punya cilok..

"Oh yeke. Camtu saya bawak jela dia datang sini pilih sendiri esok"

"Haa.. Eloklah tu. Esok kan hujung minggu.. Bawak anak-anak jalan bagus juga"

Pulak dah akak ni.. Blah cepat blah. Letak balik patung atromen atas meja dia. Kasihan sayangku. Semoga ketemu lagi..hukhuk.. Maaf kak.. kuasa deduksi kakak agak menarik tapi akak menggabrakan saya yang takde anak lain selain anak tekak dan anak baju. huhu

Begitulah kisah pendek minggu ni. Apa kaitan cerita ni dengan tajuk? Tak de kaitan. Aku tak pandai bagi tajuk entry, tu je.

Orait

Adieu

p/s: Hey incik, busy-busy jugak. Jangan lupa orang dikejauhan ni hah.. huhu

p/p/s: I'm with kids now. My sister and cousins are staying here with me. So you can say that I'm a mother now. A mother to my lovely sisters that is.. Hahaha

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