Rated R : Curse Words

Hi guise..

Today's a no comic edition. I'm stuck at work, waiting for the traffic to pass so I think what better way to kill time than to start rambling about my workplace. Again, NO COMIC! Feel free to leave before you disappoint yourself hoping for a new comic.

Anyway..

Let's get back to my original topic. Cursing!

Ok, I curse a lot. I practically curse like a sailor. Not that I'm proud of it but cursing is something I'm pretty good at? I don't curse that much on Facebook because i think it's too public there. I represent myself as Nur Hidayah on Facebook so I definitely hate to tarnish such a beautiful name by teaching cuss word to the naive audience. But I enjoy cursing on twitter just because people are less serious there. Plus, cursing on twitter is more or less a right of passage. I use slang too. 

It doesn't help that I'm working with some of the most foul mouthed people I've ever met. They speak profanities. You don't understand. They speak turd! They have buttholes as mouths. Yes, people in construction swears a lot. Seriously. The work FUCK is used commonly, even during formal meetings. And people sometimes take it as a joke. I'm probably immune to that word by now. Basically curse word in English is nothing new.

But cursing in Chinese is an uncharted territory for me. Especially when those words sound differently in mandarin, cantonese, hokkien and hakka. It's so diverse, I can't keep up. When I heard those words the first time, I didn't expect it to be curse words so I just repeated the word whenever I like. Sometimes I got that funny looks from my brothers (read it as my seniors) for using profanities like a gospel. I didn't know! I didn't care to find out. But from time to time they share the literal meanings of the words i use so lightly.

Sohai = Stupid cunt
Cipet/Cibai = vagina
lanjiou/lancau = penis
diu/tiao = fuck
hamsap = pervert
diu la sing = fuck that bastard

Banyak lagi perkataan lain yang aku selalu dengar tapi takleh recall dan tak tau maksud dia. Cuma aku nak pesan ni. Jangan guna phrases ni sesuka hati. Tu je. Tu je nak cakap.

Macam mana nak tutup entry ni? FUCK

Adieu



Bonus:
Curse words in Korean -

Shibal noma - Motherfucker
jiral - going crazy/bullshit? (idk it sounds more offensive in korean than it is in english)
gae se ki - Son of a dog/bitch (you do know that bitch is female dog, right?)

You know what, I'm not gonna do this. The curse words sound weak when translated to english. 'Crazy person' is hardly offensive, come on. Step up your game, oppa-deul!

p/s: I'm not saying that cursing is cool. Do not curse.. Unless if it's with your closest friends and they know you don't mean any harm
p/p/s: "Hey, you kiss you mom with that mouth?"
p/p/p/s: Calm down. I'm an adult. FFS i'm almost 30. I'm allowed to curse. It's a social norm. My head is full of garbage anyway. Why am I explaining myself to you?
P/p/p/s: Fuck you

"I'm Sorry"

InB4 "OMG pakai tudung tapi mulut macam longkang".. If I roll my eyes one more time, they're gonna get stuck to the back of my head. Just so you know.

Terima kasih kerana sudi singgah dan membaca entry ini. Silakanlah merapu di ruang komentari bersama saya. Yeaha~